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Why Mizzou Sucks
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:20 pm
A primer, by Ted.
In conclusion, Mizzou is shite.











In conclusion, Mizzou is shite.

Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:26 pm to Ted2010

This is picture I said was diddly in drag at a protest that you were asking about the other day.

Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:28 pm to TigerLunatik
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This is picture I said was diddly in drag at a protest that you were asking about the other day.
Damn that was a low blow by him

Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:30 pm to Ted2010
Mizzou isn’t so bad.
Surely gumps aren’t scared?
Mizzou is a little more challenging than vols, I’ll give you that.
Surely gumps aren’t scared?
Mizzou is a little more challenging than vols, I’ll give you that.
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:37 pm to Ted2010
When you're too poor and redneck to have anything else to do but watch college football:






Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:48 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
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PlateJohnsonIII
Just doing a little football shite talking...it’s been a while

Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:50 pm to Ted2010
I don't think you know the meaning of that word. Which is fine, because you're an Alabamian.
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:54 pm to Ted2010
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This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, “elitists.” (To be an “elitist” in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you’re 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that’s an Alabama elitist.).

Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:59 pm to Ted2010
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In conclusion, Mizzou is a shite swastika
FIFY
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:00 pm to cajunbama
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cajunbama

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Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:01 pm to Ted2010
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He’s a 38 year old grandfather and he owns fourteen shirts, thirteen of which have to do with Alabama football’s mythical national titles.
An important aspect of his life is that everyone must know that Alabama is his favorite team at every moment of his life. His truck, his trailer, his clothing, his animals, his arm, his parole papers — all of them must include a reference to his Alabama fandom

Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:04 pm to Ted2010
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These fans are the ones who wear the, “Got (insert made up national title numbers here) t-shirts,” and call into Paul Finebaum’s radio show.
The irony of Nick Saban’s Alabama success is that the University of Alabama can’t even find enough smart kids to enroll at the school anymore. Over half of Bama’s entering freshman class last year came from outside the state. The real reason that Nick Saban’s so mad at the student section — lots of them don’t even care that much about Alabama football. Sure, it’s fun, but they aren’t likely to get a misspelled tattoo on their arm supporting the Crimson Tide like the majority of the fan base is.
That’s because Alabama fans think differently than most of us. That is, they think backwards.

Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:08 pm to Ted2010
You had a solid start and then you brought back the memory of when we won the East in 2014.
We lost to Alabama in a championship game, man we stink! Burned us.
We lost to Alabama in a championship game, man we stink! Burned us.
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:30 pm to BurgTiger
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You had a solid start and then you brought back the memory of when we won the East in 2014.
We lost to Alabama in a championship game, man we stink! Burned us.


Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:50 pm to Ted2010
Imagine the melt when mizzou beats Alabama... it’s going to be Harvey Updyke poisoning toomer’s corner trees quality. Keep talking
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