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Remember the time LSU set fire to Auburn’s campus
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:21 pm
LSU fans are total pieces of shite. The one time I went to a game in Baton Rouge, I had to take a piss real bad. When I went to the porta-let the LSU fans started chanting tiger meat and tried to tump over the porta-let as I was peeing. I had to leave it mid per as those jerk were purposely trying to tump it over on the door side.
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Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:22 pm to OmegaMan
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LSU fans started chanting tiger meat
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:25 pm to OmegaMan
That's pretty hilarious.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:25 pm to OmegaMan
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porta-let
Holy boomer.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:25 pm to OmegaMan
Adele wrote a song about it FWIW
I let it fall, my heart
And as it fell you rose to claim it
It was dark and I was over
Until Raion Hill saved me
I let it fall, my heart
And as it fell you rose to claim it
It was dark and I was over
Until Raion Hill saved me
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:25 pm to burdman
Chinese LSU fans had a want for some of their traditional delicacy of tiger penis soup
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:26 pm to burdman
Maybe I was a little scared and didn’t exactly remember what the mob was chanting. I met this Doctor tailgating and I bet him $20 auburn would win. Of course, Auburn beat Gerry Dinardo’s tiger by like 30 points. The LSU doctor was a no show. What he doesn’t know is that I spit in his duck stew. Who’s laughing now?
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:28 pm to OmegaMan
Maybe that explains why Auburn hasn’t beaten LSU in Baton Rouge this millennium
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:29 pm to OmegaMan
I know this isn’t true, but if it were, you should have let them tip it over door side. That’s an easily winnable lawsuit against the university for not having security measures in place to prevent that from happening. (It could be easily argued that your life was endadgered) Would have been an awful look for LSU and its fans (not like they need any help in that department), and you would have gotten a nice payday out of it.
Instead you were just a loser that got harassed in the portapotty by some drunken neanderthals.
Instead you were just a loser that got harassed in the portapotty by some drunken neanderthals.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:31 pm to OmegaMan
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OmegaMan
More like BetaBoy.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:31 pm to OmegaMan
who burned down your library and sports arena??
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:35 pm to OmegaMan
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tump over the porta-let
What in the frick does tump over mean?
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:40 pm to OmegaMan
Makes me wonder what’s gonna happen to me in Tiger stadium when I watch another shutout and have to take a piss.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:46 pm to OmegaMan
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LSU fans started chanting tiger meat
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:47 pm to OmegaMan
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LSU fans are total pieces of shite. The one time I went to a game in Baton Rouge, I had to take a piss real bad. When I went to the porta-let the LSU fans started chanting tiger meat and tried to tump over the porta-let as I was peeing. I had to leave it mid per as those jerk were purposely trying to tump it over on the door side.
No, but I remember the time when Auburn turned their water canons on UGA fans just 'cause UGA whipped that Aubie arse. They'd be out of water if they did that this century. But they have an abundance of toilet paper.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:59 pm to Elleshoe
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tump over the porta-let
What in the frick does tump over mean?
It’s a regional term- a combination of tip and dump. Example: Don't tump over that glass of water.
I’m from Birmingham and I grew up saying it.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:17 pm to OmegaMan
Not really no
I do remember auburn fans blaming the officials for being outgained by 200 yards last year.
Good times
I do remember auburn fans blaming the officials for being outgained by 200 yards last year.
Good times
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:18 pm to OmegaMan
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LSU fans started chanting tiger meat
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:19 pm to OmegaMan
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LSU fans are total pieces of shite.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:32 pm to Mike the Tiger 1999
They never figured it out, but it did $25 million in improvements.
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