Wuhan Fluhan Arky Thread

No shite paper at the Walmarts in Springdale

I got a bidet for Christmas that I still haven't installed. I've been afraid to install it because it might make me feel French, but if we run out of toilet paper I'll have to do it.

If you are at home....

Take a shite, jump in the shower and ream the ole booty hole out with your hand and fingers. You ream it good enough you wont have shite on your hand or arse.

Lather up your clean hand with a bar of soap. Proceed to wash your other hand and arse.

A good chunk of the world does not use dry tissue paper. It causes hemorrhoids.

Bert wants to know....

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I was just trying to tell you what to do if you take a shite and got no toilet paper at home.

Which could be a real shitty situation.

Question for the smart people on here. What can you tell me about viruses? Seems like its basically a code that attaches to a host and gets into our genetics. Never really thought about it before now to really look into it. Going to search more stuff, but if anyone can educate me here, plz do so.

I don't think there are any cases in Africa. So it seems more to be a colder weather virus

i have not ever been much of a conspiracy theorist, but....

But.... Does the government know more about this than we do, and are they hiding it?

I mean, what in the world is going on here. NBA done, NCAA tourney done, all spring sports championships... Done...

NFL draft? Spring practice? Universities going to all online, school districts closing, concerts cancelled or postponed, Walmart out of TP, this is stuff right out of the movies....

and... Did China create this disease. Well, Are we having fun yet?

Basically, we are at the base of a exponential increase in the disease. We are at the point where shite really explodes and can overwhelm in just a few days time. All these measures are an attempt to slow that explosion. This flattens the explosion out by reducing human interactions, thereby reducing the rate of spread. This buys you time to respond, and lowers the peak hopefully to more manageable levels.

As for the Chinese, they took far more severe actions than the current actions in the US, and could because they are a totalitarian state. These actions no doubt greatly reduced the disease there, and perhaps, it was under reported. But they know they are not done with this virus yet.

As for the US, it's likely to get much worse before it gets better. Abysmal lack of testing, has helped create the illusion that it is less common than it almost certainly is. Meaning, it's already pretty much everywhere. So now the focus is to slow it down because "containment" has already failed no matter what some claim.