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My good friends from LSU ... if your team wins, how will you celebrate?

Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:01 am
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:01 am
As you enjoy reminding us Aggies, it’s been a few years since we led the nation in football at the end of the year.
That’s about to change; but I digress.


Y’all’ve had that kind of national championship success much more recently than have we, obviously.
But wouldn’t this one feel differently?
Almost like a sandlot, scrap iron championship?
Don’t get me wrong—that’s a compliment.

I’m wondering ... if your team wins the whole enchilada, how will you acknowledge the occasion?
Let me live vicariously through you.

Posted by Pedro_19
Burritoville
Member since Jan 2020
77 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:03 am to
Lots of homosexual and incestual sex.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:05 am to
You do you!
An orgasm is an orgasm.

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46700 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:05 am to
How much wine have you had tonight EKG

I’m gonna bathe in old charter when we win
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 1:06 am
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:07 am to
I wish.
I’m writing syllabi for the first day of class on Monday.
I like to plan ahead, obviously.
Don’t judge.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:08 am to
I'm gonna cum on a hamsters tits
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46700 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:09 am to
LSU’s off Monday and Tuesday
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61070 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:10 am to
quote:

Almost like a sandlot, scrap iron championship?


The frick is this?
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:11 am to
That just hurts.
But how fun for the students!







(and for the professors)
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71468 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:13 am to
I have a couple cigars I’ve been saving for a long time

I’ll probably smoke them both
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:14 am to
Wasn’t predicted/expected.
Bama was picked to win the conference.
But LSU came together anyway and took care of business.

You need to watch more after school specials on TV.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62786 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:15 am to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61070 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:18 am to
quote:

You need to watch more after school specials on TV.

I'm usually at work at that hour.

I think most, if not all of LSU's titles have come in that manner.
Posted by LSUTigerBait07
SD, Chicago, or New Orleans
Member since Sep 2007
2200 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:18 am to
Probably talk my dad up in the sky, and break all work dress code rules on tuesday morning.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21488 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:23 am to
I'm going to drink a $1000 bottle of bourbon and try not to get disbarred.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:43 am to
That’s above my pay grade.
But if ever there was a time to crack open a bottle ....

Sidebar (since you’re an attorney): My personal favorite whisky (or whiskey, depending upon from where your kin hail) for any partaker (expert or otherwise) is Aberlour A’bunadh.

You’re welcome

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46700 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:47 am to
Has the same hue as old charter

I’d mix it with coke
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21488 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:55 am to
Yep, good dram. But only an American whiskey will suffice for this occasion.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:59 am to
A fine point.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
69671 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:23 am to
quote:

I’d mix it with coke




diet coke. dont need no extra calories
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