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My good friends from LSU ... if your team wins, how will you celebrate?
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:01 am
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:01 am
As you enjoy reminding us Aggies, it’s been a few years since we led the nation in football at the end of the year.
That’s about to change; but I digress.
Y’all’ve had that kind of national championship success much more recently than have we, obviously.
But wouldn’t this one feel differently?
Almost like a sandlot, scrap iron championship?
Don’t get me wrong—that’s a compliment.
I’m wondering ... if your team wins the whole enchilada, how will you acknowledge the occasion?
Let me live vicariously through you.
That’s about to change; but I digress.

Y’all’ve had that kind of national championship success much more recently than have we, obviously.
But wouldn’t this one feel differently?
Almost like a sandlot, scrap iron championship?
Don’t get me wrong—that’s a compliment.
I’m wondering ... if your team wins the whole enchilada, how will you acknowledge the occasion?
Let me live vicariously through you.

Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:03 am to EKG
Lots of homosexual and incestual sex.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:05 am to Pedro_19
You do you!
An orgasm is an orgasm.
An orgasm is an orgasm.

Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:05 am to EKG
How much wine have you had tonight EKG
I’m gonna bathe in old charter when we win
I’m gonna bathe in old charter when we win
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 1:06 am
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:07 am to Sun God
I wish.
I’m writing syllabi for the first day of class on Monday.
I like to plan ahead, obviously.
Don’t judge.
I’m writing syllabi for the first day of class on Monday.
I like to plan ahead, obviously.
Don’t judge.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:08 am to EKG
I'm gonna cum on a hamsters tits
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:10 am to EKG
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Almost like a sandlot, scrap iron championship?
The frick is this?
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:11 am to Sun God
That just hurts.
But how fun for the students!
(and for the professors)
But how fun for the students!
(and for the professors)
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:13 am to EKG
I have a couple cigars I’ve been saving for a long time
I’ll probably smoke them both
I’ll probably smoke them both

Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:14 am to SidewalkTiger
Wasn’t predicted/expected.
Bama was picked to win the conference.
But LSU came together anyway and took care of business.
You need to watch more after school specials on TV.
Bama was picked to win the conference.
But LSU came together anyway and took care of business.
You need to watch more after school specials on TV.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:18 am to EKG
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You need to watch more after school specials on TV.
I'm usually at work at that hour.
I think most, if not all of LSU's titles have come in that manner.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:18 am to Nado Jenkins83
Probably talk my dad up in the sky, and break all work dress code rules on tuesday morning.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:23 am to EKG
I'm going to drink a $1000 bottle of bourbon and try not to get disbarred.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:43 am to Tigerlaff
That’s above my pay grade.
But if ever there was a time to crack open a bottle ....
Sidebar (since you’re an attorney): My personal favorite whisky (or whiskey, depending upon from where your kin hail) for any partaker (expert or otherwise) is Aberlour A’bunadh.
You’re welcome

But if ever there was a time to crack open a bottle ....
Sidebar (since you’re an attorney): My personal favorite whisky (or whiskey, depending upon from where your kin hail) for any partaker (expert or otherwise) is Aberlour A’bunadh.
You’re welcome

Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:47 am to EKG
Has the same hue as old charter
I’d mix it with coke
I’d mix it with coke
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:55 am to EKG
Yep, good dram. But only an American whiskey will suffice for this occasion.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:23 am to Sun God
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I’d mix it with coke
diet coke. dont need no extra calories
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