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Alabama WILL Lose to Michigan **EDIT** for Point #8
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:39 pm
You can take that to the bank.
I started this thread for two reasons.
1. Because someone accused me of being a Bama fan in another thread. (
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2. Because Nick Savana has already mailed in his career. Don't believe me? He's doing supplemental health insurance commercials on the TV.
3. Because his players are tired of being laughing stocks for flashing stacks of 2 dollar bills on social media and the V6 model dodge chargers. They were sold a bag of goods that included national championships and they can't win that.
They're pissed off and that means that they don't care anymore.
4. They don't have a reliable QB because they ran off their workhorse QB for Glass Joe Burro.
5. Because Michigan is tired of being considered a has been. They're one of, if not the most storied program in all of college football history and it's about time these Johnny Come Lately figs from Tuscaloosa realize that.
6. Looking back at all the other points, the 5* athletes from Tuscaloosa have realized that their talents are better utilized elsewhere and are transferring in droves (the 2nd stringers that is)
7. The referees are no longer protecting Alabama with no-calls.
**8. It has just come to my attention that (referencing point #5 here) Michigan is actually #1 in all-time wins. They're tired of hearing about Alabama -- they really are.
If you're a gambler (which I am not), load up on the Woverines. Alabama loses again this season.
Then, for a parlay, I'd wager that Sabans doesn't make it to fall camp next season before he fricking quits out of frustration.
Facts.
I started this thread for two reasons.
1. Because someone accused me of being a Bama fan in another thread. (
) 2. Because Nick Savana has already mailed in his career. Don't believe me? He's doing supplemental health insurance commercials on the TV.
3. Because his players are tired of being laughing stocks for flashing stacks of 2 dollar bills on social media and the V6 model dodge chargers. They were sold a bag of goods that included national championships and they can't win that.
They're pissed off and that means that they don't care anymore.
4. They don't have a reliable QB because they ran off their workhorse QB for Glass Joe Burro.
5. Because Michigan is tired of being considered a has been. They're one of, if not the most storied program in all of college football history and it's about time these Johnny Come Lately figs from Tuscaloosa realize that.
6. Looking back at all the other points, the 5* athletes from Tuscaloosa have realized that their talents are better utilized elsewhere and are transferring in droves (the 2nd stringers that is)
7. The referees are no longer protecting Alabama with no-calls.
**8. It has just come to my attention that (referencing point #5 here) Michigan is actually #1 in all-time wins. They're tired of hearing about Alabama -- they really are.
If you're a gambler (which I am not), load up on the Woverines. Alabama loses again this season.
Then, for a parlay, I'd wager that Sabans doesn't make it to fall camp next season before he fricking quits out of frustration.
Facts.
This post was edited on 12/31/19 at 10:18 pm
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Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:41 pm to BoarEd
Look, it's JVwillytaylor
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:41 pm to BoarEd
Bama will cornhole Michigan in the mouth.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:46 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Look, it's JVwillytaylor
Horrible take, George.
You know better.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:48 pm to BoarEd
This the stuff Arkansas fans come up with while they’re watching everyone else play in a bowl game? You should just worry about the hogs winning against the Mountain West and the Sun Belt conference next year.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:48 pm to BoarEd
Chargers are so 2010. We on to benzs baby!
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:49 pm to BoarEd
Bama on your mind
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:49 pm to NashvilleTider
Not really.
ETA: it took me roughly 27 seconds to come up with this thread. Probably about 2 minutes to write it.
ETA: it took me roughly 27 seconds to come up with this thread. Probably about 2 minutes to write it.
This post was edited on 12/31/19 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:50 pm to BoarEd
The ONLY reason I'm using the Minnesota logo and not the Michigan logo is that I can't stand Harbaugh.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:50 pm to BoarEd
I never thought that I would agree with anything you posted and then you pull the end of 2019 shocker!! Yes Michigan will win tomorrow. Mac Jones is garbage and the loss of Bama players making business decisions will be too much to overcome.
Michigan 24 Bama 13
Michigan 24 Bama 13
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:50 pm to BoarEd
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Horrible take, George.
You know better.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:52 pm to BoarEd
God I hope you are right
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:52 pm to BoarEd
Are you going to be here after the game to swallow all that BS?
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:54 pm to BoarEd
I agree, bama could give two shits about that “lowly” bowl game and they look like Florida.. sleepwalking through it. Harbaugh has a lot to prove still.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:54 pm to antibarner
Come on man, he makes some debatable points.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:54 pm to antibarner
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Are you going to be here after the game
Probably so unless some dime piece babe wants a piece of this action and I end up somewhere else.
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to swallow all that BS?
That's not how I roll, hombre. 
Posted on 12/31/19 at 10:00 pm to BoarEd
Another failed troll attempt
Posted on 12/31/19 at 10:01 pm to BoarEd
Arkansas basketball must be on break for these shitty football troll threads
Posted on 12/31/19 at 10:02 pm to Piofeet
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Piofeet
Who let this motherfricker out of prison?
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