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Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:30 am
Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:30 am
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Justin Ferguson
@JFergusonAU
Auburn OC Chad Morris: "When you take on a head coaching role, you have 120 guys to take care of. I enjoyed my time as a head coach... but some of my fondest memories are from my time as a coordinator... really getting your hands dirty and coaching."
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Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:30 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:32 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
He just needs a spark
Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:35 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
I'd be perfectly fine with never having to listen to anything he says again.
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 11:37 am
Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:37 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
By all accounts Chad devoted zero time to developing his QBs while here, despite that being his thang. Instead he just did repetition of his plays over and over again.
So now he is going to get his hands dirty? Now he is going to get into the nitty gritty?
So now he is going to get his hands dirty? Now he is going to get into the nitty gritty?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:42 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
Nice spin job
Posted on 12/19/19 at 12:00 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
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really getting your hands dirty and coaching."
That would explain his record. Posted on 12/19/19 at 12:21 pm to Arksulli
I wonder if he explained to AU how they weren't performing well, or else he wouldn't be there
I actually expect him to be reasonably successful there. All the systems and structures are already in place. Heck, even the offense is already in place and doesn't require a full overhaul. He can make a few tweaks and look like a genius. I could even be happy for him if it wasn't freaking Auburn.
I've never seen anyone in so far over their head as he was here.
I actually expect him to be reasonably successful there. All the systems and structures are already in place. Heck, even the offense is already in place and doesn't require a full overhaul. He can make a few tweaks and look like a genius. I could even be happy for him if it wasn't freaking Auburn.
I've never seen anyone in so far over their head as he was here.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 12:36 pm to NielsBoar
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All the systems and structures are already in place. Heck, even the offense is already in place and doesn't require a full overhaul. He can make a few tweaks and look like a genius.
Yea, it would fit with our current luck for him to do extremely well there and give us hell for years to come. He really couldn't have found a better fit.
The Arkansas rejects on the plains plotting how best to extract their revenge.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:12 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
What a bastard
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:21 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
unbelievable... this needs to be shown to every player on our team that he turned his scrawny pathetic back on.
Dude sucks!
Dude sucks!
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:40 pm to Razorback Reverend
Auburn vs. North Carolina in the Independence Bowl
Criswell throws for 534 yards 5 TDs and 0 INTs - rushes for another 124 yards and 1 TD.
UNC blows out Auburn 52-6.
Morris is fired on the field.
He walks off the field with a crushed red bull in one hand and a crumpled waffle house menu in the other he looks up and sees a group of Razorback fans from the Arklatex calling the hogs.
Criswell throws for 534 yards 5 TDs and 0 INTs - rushes for another 124 yards and 1 TD.
UNC blows out Auburn 52-6.
Morris is fired on the field.
He walks off the field with a crushed red bull in one hand and a crumpled waffle house menu in the other he looks up and sees a group of Razorback fans from the Arklatex calling the hogs.
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:00 pm to hilltophog
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:04 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Posted on 12/19/19 at 4:32 pm to NielsBoar
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I've never seen anyone in so far over their head as he was here.
I agree, not even poor John L. Smith, who was going through a full blown nervous breakdown, was that clearly out of his depth.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 6:34 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
I'm kinda rooting for Chad to go to the plains and put together some semblance of a passing game, land a job up to his level in the Sunbelt, Gus goes back to read/option every play, they fire him, then hire Chad back for his high powered offense.
Then he can tank their program and let them figure out how to pay Gus's and his massive buyout meanwhile the next HC has no linemen on the roster or QBs to speak of.
Then he can tank their program and let them figure out how to pay Gus's and his massive buyout meanwhile the next HC has no linemen on the roster or QBs to speak of.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:03 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
That MF only took care of the players he recruited, and them just barely. I seriously hope he coaches from the sideline and gets knocked on his arse by a Razorback.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 8:37 pm to Inadvertent Whistle
Why does this guy throw in at least one stupid cliche in every single fricking thing he says? It's weird.
We say say it all the time, but these Aggy types are fricking weird people. Every single one of them.
We say say it all the time, but these Aggy types are fricking weird people. Every single one of them.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 9:09 pm to BoarEd
He can't string a sentence together without 50 "and ums". I quit listening to his pressers because he is painful to listen to. frick that gutless weasel
Posted on 12/19/19 at 9:19 pm to FleaMarketBill
Can't stand that piece of shite. What in the hell is Gus thinking? This guy pisses in his pants at the sight of an SEC defense. Abandons the run the second it starts to work. Refuses to work with his QB's. And alienates his players.
He's a fricking pollock. And that mother fricker hasn't had dirt on his hands even once in his coddled arse fricking life. I bet he was born with a silver spoon up his arse. World class f a g go t.
He's a fricking pollock. And that mother fricker hasn't had dirt on his hands even once in his coddled arse fricking life. I bet he was born with a silver spoon up his arse. World class f a g go t.
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 9:23 pm
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