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I Asked My Neighbor's Landscaper if He Knew Joe Burro
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:27 pm
He did. He said he's great. To be honest the conversation didn't go much longer than that. I left him to hauling stones in a wheelburro.
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Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:29 pm to BoarEd
Did you go back to your burro and burro in your room after you realized burro had burro’d himself in your mind?
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:29 pm to Terrific Tales
No.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:39 pm to BoarEd
I asked half the 6th Naval Fleet if they knew yer mom. 75% said NO, but knew yer dad.
The Navy, am I right........
The Navy, am I right........
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:44 pm to five_fivesix
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I asked half the 6th Naval Fleet if they knew yer mom
This is an unbelievable claim. I think you're lying.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:47 pm to five_fivesix
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The Navy, am I right
It's a Southwest Conference thing...
This post was edited on 9/18/19 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:50 pm to BrerTiger
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Southwest Conference thing...
They disbanded like 1,160 moons ago.
This post was edited on 9/18/19 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:56 pm to BoarEd
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I think you're lying.
Nope. I knew a Navy nurse who gave VD shots at Subic Bay. Your family came up a lot.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:02 am to five_fivesix
Well, allow me to clarify things. I'm not actually an LSU fan. I don't belong to that Swamp Navy they have down there. This is a ruse. I'm clever like that.
Truth be told I live in an (undisclosed) land-locked state not too far from LSU-land.
That's how I know you're a liar. Because nobody in the Navy knows who I am. I joined the Army because I'm not a ghey.
So, I hate to rain on your parade, but you're a dishonest poster.
Truth be told I live in an (undisclosed) land-locked state not too far from LSU-land.
That's how I know you're a liar. Because nobody in the Navy knows who I am. I joined the Army because I'm not a ghey.
So, I hate to rain on your parade, but you're a dishonest poster.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:04 am to BoarEd
Well , dear friend, to quote a Great American, “I can smell a Pig from a mile away”
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:06 am to BoarEd
I like you as a poster but have a downvote.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:07 am to five_fivesix
"Kid Rock" is not a "Great American."
He made movies that dealt with, among other things, jokes about fireworks as rectal devices. Let that sink in for a moment.
In that movie he drove a Trans Am and had a mullet.
He made movies that dealt with, among other things, jokes about fireworks as rectal devices. Let that sink in for a moment.
In that movie he drove a Trans Am and had a mullet.
This post was edited on 9/19/19 at 12:09 am
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:10 am to BoarEd
Are you about done poking a stick at the clowns tonight? You got anything for Geogia?
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:11 am to Iron Lion
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I like you as a poster but have a downvote.
I'll make a thread to apologize to the board later. Or maybe tomorrow. Drinking beers for the first time in awhile and my interneting is suffering for it.
Gotta boost that blood alcohol level up. These are rookie numbers in this racket.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:12 am to mulletproof
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You got anything for Geogia?
Is she a lady? Cuz if so...Yeah.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:16 am to BoarEd
You don’t know shite, that boy fricked Pamela Anderson AND voted for Trump! How much more American do you need?
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:19 am to BoarEd
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"Kid Rock" is not a "Great American."
But he's a kid that rocks.
Sounds like a great American to me.
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In that movie he drove a Trans Am and had a mullet.
Also pretty great. And very American.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:21 am to five_fivesix
He did not frick Pamela Anderson. That was Tommy Lee and the rest of the guys from the New England Patriots.
Besides, even if he did, so what? She's a skank. Certified. I think she even made it a public fiasco that she has STDs.
As far as the voting record goes, let's try and leave that where it belongs, alright? This is a sports board.
Besides, even if he did, so what? She's a skank. Certified. I think she even made it a public fiasco that she has STDs.
As far as the voting record goes, let's try and leave that where it belongs, alright? This is a sports board.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:22 am to BoarEd
You're outta luck it's Georgia Jones.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 12:23 am to BoarEd
I have personally had sex with more beautiful and classier women than Pamela Anderson. And that is an objective fact.
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