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Longhorn fans are a classy bunch
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:06 pm
In Austin now and the hospitality is unparalleled. By far the best fan base in Texas.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:08 pm to BradPitt
It certainly is the best school in Texas. When you are the richest and the best I guess other inferior institutions get self conscious and jealous and subsequently lash out.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:08 pm to BradPitt
all. a&m. all. the. time.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:10 pm to BradPitt
Enjoy your time in ATX. Some of the best food, spirits and live music in the state. Hook 'em!
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:11 pm to WestCoastAg
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all. a&m. all. the. time.

Where did A&M enter the conversation?
This was a thread about the flagship university of Texas.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:11 pm to Adam Banks
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all. a&m. all. the. time.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:11 pm to BradPitt
Without question. People of success respect others with similar success. They don’t have to act out for attention.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:12 pm to Adam Banks
Don’t mind him. He’s broken.
Give it a few minutes and he will declare you’re mad and say he won something
ETA:
I think he may be a drug addict
Give it a few minutes and he will declare you’re mad and say he won something

ETA:
I think he may be a drug addict
This post was edited on 9/4/19 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:18 pm to WestCoastAg

This was meant to be a comedy sketch. Not a biopic about your life.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:19 pm to BradPitt
I concur, having boned a couple of the female variety...
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:23 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
Leave it to aggy to interject about their superiority when the topic doesn't even remote relate to them.
"Yeah, but, look at us! We're TOTALLY cooler than them. We've got the Dixie Chicken!"
"Yeah, but, look at us! We're TOTALLY cooler than them. We've got the Dixie Chicken!"
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:28 pm to BradPitt
"Well the South Congress whores they's a movin' on down the line
They moved the cinema West down to Interstate 35
The Ho's got their Johns following single file
They ain't good lookin' but you know they got that freaky style
Down on the Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
I hear the police sirens they're whining every night
From South First and West Mary all the way down to Ben White
Ol' Tom Ables used to say with an impish smile
'Brother, sit back and listen to the south Austin lullaby'
Down on the Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
I lost 10 years down there smoking that Pachuca weed
I was Rip Van Winkle but I thought I was Apollo Creed
I couldn’t find my dingo boots, hell I couldn’t even find my feet
I kept a waking and a baking even though it was mostly seeds
Down on the Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile"
- The Gourds "Tex-Mex Mile"
Damn shame you can't embed music up in here: https://youtu.be/H780rt6O8sI
ETA: Song title and I thought the L8U might like the Zydeco beats
They moved the cinema West down to Interstate 35
The Ho's got their Johns following single file
They ain't good lookin' but you know they got that freaky style
Down on the Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
I hear the police sirens they're whining every night
From South First and West Mary all the way down to Ben White
Ol' Tom Ables used to say with an impish smile
'Brother, sit back and listen to the south Austin lullaby'
Down on the Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
I lost 10 years down there smoking that Pachuca weed
I was Rip Van Winkle but I thought I was Apollo Creed
I couldn’t find my dingo boots, hell I couldn’t even find my feet
I kept a waking and a baking even though it was mostly seeds
Down on the Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that Tex-Mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile"
- The Gourds "Tex-Mex Mile"
Damn shame you can't embed music up in here: https://youtu.be/H780rt6O8sI
ETA: Song title and I thought the L8U might like the Zydeco beats
This post was edited on 9/4/19 at 11:47 pm
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:31 pm to Rip N Lip
Great song. Love the Gourds
Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:43 pm to aggyTroll
"Cracklins" is muh favorite


Posted on 9/4/19 at 11:46 pm to Rip N Lip
You, sir, are a man of good taste.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 12:03 am to BradPitt
May be classy, but also softer than hospital cotton. Ready to spank that arse. Tigers by a million
Posted on 9/5/19 at 12:08 am to BradPitt
A rather simplistic and water headed troll attempt...and yet surprisingly effective. Have an upvote.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:29 am to BradPitt
Did you go to Kool-Aid man school?
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:03 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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Without question. People of success respect others with similar success. They don’t have to act out for attention
This is hilarious on so many levels.
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