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scrooster News - Tillman's mother's patooty deeper than advertised
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:30 pm
Waaaaaaaay deeper. Cavern deeper.
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Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:31 pm to scrooster
Tillman has you rustled huh?
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:31 pm to scrooster
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:32 pm to viceman
No, but his mother .... yeah, it scared me for a moment until I took my belt off and strapped a chair to my arse so I wouldn't fall in.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:33 pm to scrooster
Upvote for patooty
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:36 pm to scrooster
And we all know scrooster got an exact and official measurement with a ruler since he's too old to get it up and check the natural way
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:36 pm to scrooster
Is its nickname Death Valley.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:38 pm to scrooster
Rooster, you seemed to think Champ was on the right track. Do you still think so or did Saturday do it for you?
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:38 pm to BowlJackson
Had to use a yardstick with her.
Huh, huh.
How many of you little snots even know what a yardstick is? Well, I`all tell ya.
It's what we men used to measure our johnsons with back in the day, that's what it is.
Huh, huh.
How many of you little snots even know what a yardstick is? Well, I`all tell ya.
It's what we men used to measure our johnsons with back in the day, that's what it is.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:39 pm to scrooster
Tillman only understands measurements used on Google maps
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:39 pm to scrooster
You haven’t had an erection in at least 15 years
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:40 pm to sand mountainDvalues
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You haven’t had an erection in at least 15 years
"The day the music died"
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:41 pm to scrooster
I really hope you didn’t actually attend West Point because you’re an embarrassment to that institution if you did.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:42 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Rooster, you seemed to think Champ was on the right track. Do you still think so or did Saturday do it for you?
Unfortunately ..... I was slapped back into reality this past Saturday George. My dream came to an end and I realized I am probably ill-fated to live out the rest of my days enjoying women's basketball championships because it just ain't happenin' for us under Boom.
Guy has bad karma or something. Hard worker, means well .... he's just shite on too many people in his life and it's coming back to haunt him. You can shite on people, you just gotta have balance.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:43 pm to scrooster
Well rooster, you still got Tillman to kick around. And that ain't too bad.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:44 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Tillman only understands measurements used on Google maps
Pretty sure he does not even understand them.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:45 pm to ClemsonRules
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I really hope you didn’t actually attend West Point because you’re an embarrassment to that institution if you did.
I attended the school of kick Clemson fans' asses and take their names and bang out their Mommas.
Meet me at Sonic bish if you wanna see my degree.
... and bring your mother.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:47 pm to scrooster
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No, but his mother
You have the AIDS now.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:47 pm to scrooster
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know what a yardstick is? Well, I`all tell ya.
It's what we men used to measure our johnsons with back in the day, that's what it is.
Or a T-Square
Posted on 9/2/19 at 9:50 pm to PowHound
You talking draftsman t square or drywall t square?
They are different sizes.
They are different sizes.
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