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Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:05 pm
Louisiana has:
Big John: "Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land, big John"
Jimmy Dean
Amos Moses: "He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator And just use one hand
That's all he got left cuz alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!"
Jerry Reed
Marie Laveau: "So if you ever get down where the black trees grow And meet a voodoo lady named Marie Laveau
If she ever asks you to make her your wife
Man, you better stay with her for the rest of your life
Or it'll be another man done gone"
Marie Laveau
Big John: "Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land, big John"
Jimmy Dean
Amos Moses: "He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator And just use one hand
That's all he got left cuz alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!"
Jerry Reed
Marie Laveau: "So if you ever get down where the black trees grow And meet a voodoo lady named Marie Laveau
If she ever asks you to make her your wife
Man, you better stay with her for the rest of your life
Or it'll be another man done gone"
Marie Laveau
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Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:13 pm to AlwaysPutsSeatDown
Do you even Walking Tall, brah
Posted on 8/7/19 at 9:58 pm to AlwaysPutsSeatDown
Willie McCoy.
Well outta south Alabama come a country boy
He say I'm lookin' for a man named Jim
I am a pool-shootin' boy
My name's Willie McCoy
But down home they call me Slim
Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of 42nd Street
He drivin' a drop top Cadillac
Last week he took all my money
And it may sound funny
But I come to get my money back
And everybody say Jack don't you know.....
Well a hush fell over the pool room
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
And when the cuttin' was done
The only part that wasn't bloody
Was the soles of the big man's feet, ooh
And he was cut in about a hundred places
And he was shot in a couple more
And you better believe
They sung another kind of story
When big Jim hit the floor
Now they say
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim
Well outta south Alabama come a country boy
He say I'm lookin' for a man named Jim
I am a pool-shootin' boy
My name's Willie McCoy
But down home they call me Slim
Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of 42nd Street
He drivin' a drop top Cadillac
Last week he took all my money
And it may sound funny
But I come to get my money back
And everybody say Jack don't you know.....
Well a hush fell over the pool room
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
And when the cuttin' was done
The only part that wasn't bloody
Was the soles of the big man's feet, ooh
And he was cut in about a hundred places
And he was shot in a couple more
And you better believe
They sung another kind of story
When big Jim hit the floor
Now they say
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim
Posted on 8/7/19 at 10:40 pm to AlwaysPutsSeatDown
Literally every guy in my state... cause we're all Florida man.
Posted on 8/8/19 at 6:17 am to AlwaysPutsSeatDown
quote:
Amos Moses
The GOAT
Posted on 8/10/19 at 4:22 pm to AlwaysPutsSeatDown
The Darlin' Boys..aka the Dillards from Salem Missouri.
Well down in the middle of a one horse town
Where the people stand up high.
They pay by the gallon, when the boys came down,
Cause the little town was dry-yyy.
For the Darlin' boys, they trapped on the river,
And Darlin' boys made shine in the night.
Nobody did it like the Darlin' boys,
When the time of the moon was ri-iight.
When the time of the moon was right.
Darlin' boys
My money is on a gang of moonshiner hillbillies !
Well down in the middle of a one horse town
Where the people stand up high.
They pay by the gallon, when the boys came down,
Cause the little town was dry-yyy.
For the Darlin' boys, they trapped on the river,
And Darlin' boys made shine in the night.
Nobody did it like the Darlin' boys,
When the time of the moon was ri-iight.
When the time of the moon was right.
Darlin' boys
My money is on a gang of moonshiner hillbillies !
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