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Oats leaves buffalo for greener pastures
Posted on 3/28/19 at 5:56 am
Posted on 3/28/19 at 5:56 am
The university of alabama has now gotten a premier coach in the saddle of it’s men’s basketball program with the hiring of coach nate oats.
“My mane goal will be to make hay in the sec and make alabama a triple crown winner- sec regular season, sec tourney champion, and ncaa champion, but first i’ll need to rein in some of the boosters and posters on t-rant and bring them into the foal. Summer of george seems to be afflicted with hoof n mouth disease”
Oats is saddled with the awesome responsibility of resurrecting an alabama hoopeyshoot program which has perenially been unable to answer the question:
A steed walks into a bar, bartender says- why the long face?
Oats went on to say “ we now have the answer.”
For the final part of the presser, in a bit of an unconventional move, he dropped his pants and showed everyone his massive horse dick. Gps data confirmed that bowl jackson has just gassed up his ford pinto and is speeding toward tuscaloosa.
“My mane goal will be to make hay in the sec and make alabama a triple crown winner- sec regular season, sec tourney champion, and ncaa champion, but first i’ll need to rein in some of the boosters and posters on t-rant and bring them into the foal. Summer of george seems to be afflicted with hoof n mouth disease”
Oats is saddled with the awesome responsibility of resurrecting an alabama hoopeyshoot program which has perenially been unable to answer the question:
A steed walks into a bar, bartender says- why the long face?
Oats went on to say “ we now have the answer.”
For the final part of the presser, in a bit of an unconventional move, he dropped his pants and showed everyone his massive horse dick. Gps data confirmed that bowl jackson has just gassed up his ford pinto and is speeding toward tuscaloosa.
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:09 am to Atxgump
You are weird
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:09 am to Atxgump
Que?
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:13 am to Atxgump
Your “mane” goal should be acquiring a dictionary.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:21 am to Quarterfinal
Jesus Christ you fricking idiot. That was part of the joke.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:24 am to Hook Em Horns
Leaving Buffalo to sew his Oates
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:25 am to Atxgump
Reeks of desperation?
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:54 am to Atxgump
Good gosh
Posted on 3/28/19 at 7:01 am to Atxgump
Posted on 3/28/19 at 8:53 am to TailbackU
Just reported on al-jazeera news
Police surrounded bowl jackson’s ford pinto outside of tuscaloosa as there seemed to be an explosion inside and the ford pinto was notorious for fuel leaks.
When jackson exited there seemed to be a viscous substance covering most of the inside of the car. When asked what happened he replied “muh pants”
Police surrounded bowl jackson’s ford pinto outside of tuscaloosa as there seemed to be an explosion inside and the ford pinto was notorious for fuel leaks.
When jackson exited there seemed to be a viscous substance covering most of the inside of the car. When asked what happened he replied “muh pants”
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 8:54 am
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:26 am to Atxgump
Being the worst Gump poster on this board is a title that one can't easily come by, but my man, you are lapping the field.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:27 am to Atxgump
Best hire since Anthony Grant!
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:37 am to PearlJam
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Being the worst Gump poster on this board is a title that one can't easily come by, but my man, you are lapping the field.
Wow, thanks. Gave you an upvote. Never won anything before except bama’s 77 natties which i feel enhances my worth as a person.
My sister/wife also thanks you from the bottom of her 2 chambered heart.
My kids would thank you as well but they’re busy at harvard. Funny story, they were taken there in a jar.
Beats paying 6 million like that actress though.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 11:02 am to Atxgump
The hell is wrong with you?
Posted on 3/28/19 at 11:06 am to Atxgump
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Wow, thanks. Gave you an upvote. Never won anything before except bama’s 77 natties which i feel enhances my worth as a person.
My sister/wife also thanks you from the bottom of her 2 chambered heart.
My kids would thank you as well but they’re busy at harvard. Funny story, they were taken there in a jar.
Beats paying 6 million like that actress though.
I want 2 of whatever this guy is smokin.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 11:07 am to Atxgump
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My sister/wife also thanks you from the bottom of her 2 chambered heart.
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