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re: Alabama fan Harvey Updyke is mentally deranged
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:48 pm to bamagreycoat
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:48 pm to bamagreycoat
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I’m a real reactionary like the chief of police of Malibu.
I don't know what you are talking about, auNeck, but it's pretty sad that you want to murder people for killing a tree.
I bet Paul Bunyan would have shivered in fear while in your presence. Asplundh employees are mass murdering serial killers who don't deserve to live.
Go after some of them. Harvey is a hero who helped an old, beaten, hurt, and harassed tree end it's pitiful and painful existence without having to suffer.
I hope Harvey runs for governor of Alabama because he would win.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:48 pm to WilliamTaylor21
So basically he’s the real life version of Early Cuyler
Posted on 3/7/19 at 10:55 pm to Whiznot
They were trees. Harvey is a hero. You can't just put a cam jersey on Nick's stature and expect nothing in return.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 10:59 pm to ItchyandScratchy
quote:if Auburn is a shithole, you must have quite a word for how awful Tuscaloosa is.
Auburn is a shithole and should be treated as such.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:03 pm to ItchyandScratchy
Harvey is a pussy..
If he wanted to impress..he should have walked down to Loosers Corner in the broad daylight and cut those stupid fricking trees down with Chainsaw.
I could respect that shite
If he wanted to impress..he should have walked down to Loosers Corner in the broad daylight and cut those stupid fricking trees down with Chainsaw.
I could respect that shite
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:14 pm to Nitro Express
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Or throw piss balloons, LSU is no model for how to behave.
Sorry for pelting you in the face with a nice warm one. But no trees died.
Destroying Iconic Oak Trees > Smoking Nitro in face with warm piss balloon
This post was edited on 3/8/19 at 12:02 am
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:26 pm to Tuscaloosa
I’m pretty sure Harvey is your dad.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:28 pm to windsor1977
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And they say you are one of their more classier ones....there are simply no words
Literally nobody here has ever said that.
Posted on 3/8/19 at 12:44 am to Irons Puppet
Sounds like one or two of these Bama fans might be Harvey
Posted on 3/8/19 at 1:23 am to weagle99
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Alabama fan Harvey Updyke is mentally deranged
This is some of the cutting edge analysis that I have come to expect from tRant.
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:13 am to Tuscaloosa
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Tuscaloosa
Ahh, just anothet one like all the others eh?
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:17 am to weagle99
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Updyke might have gotten away with poisoning the trees until he called into ESPN Radio’s “The Paul Finebaum Show,” and, while calling himself “Al from Dadeville,” admitted to doing it. Police were able to track the call to Updyke.
Apparently the guy ain't too bright. One of the first things a person should know is to never, ever tell on your own self.
It's falls in line with never fricking your own self because there are many assholes out there who are more than willing to do it for you.
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:54 am to SummerOfGeorge
LOL! Scary thing is the guy was a long time Texas state trooper. And an original "Florida Man" as he was born and reared there which explains everything. He retired in Alabama so he could go to the games. Last accounting he was some place in La. He may be the most well known Texas state trooper ever and is the best known Florida pan handle native in creation. And has super name recognition in the four states where he has resided.
I'm not sure why the AU fans got so upset since students and fans have burned the knotty, stunted things and poisoned them and cut them to pieces numerous times over the years.
I'm not sure why the AU fans got so upset since students and fans have burned the knotty, stunted things and poisoned them and cut them to pieces numerous times over the years.
This post was edited on 3/8/19 at 6:01 am
Posted on 3/8/19 at 6:06 am to jimdog
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I'm not sure why the AU fans got so upset since students and fans have burned the knotty, stunted things and poisoned them and cut them to pieces numerous times over the years.
Based on this ignorant statement I wager you aren’t sure about alot of things in life.
Posted on 3/8/19 at 6:18 am to NashvilleTider
It's a statue I doubt saban even cared.
Posted on 3/8/19 at 7:20 am to weagle99
Which specific part are you unaware of? Speaking of ignorance. See if this helps: the trees have been burned by AU fans...see the previous pictures. Several times and were set ablaze by students at least once recently seemingly after an evening of drinking. Numerous fans have taken "cuttings" for years. And yes they have been poisoned both on purpose and by the very nature of their location. The streets have been widened and exhaust fumes are destroying them all. They were just little landscaping and by the nature of things happened to be in the direct line of fire of drunken fans celebrating in the limited ways some do, papering trees.
BTW your fans have damaged property recently on the U of A campus but they are used to it by visiting fans and act like they have been there before. Couple of MSU fans were recently arrested for taking championship materials from UA but you could understand being MSU why they would be desperate for something. And taken in context Harvey compares to some of your native born extremists. The Greene guy from Enterprise and the brother of a friend whose name I won't mention but you being an AU fan you know who I am talking about. They dedicated their lives toward hating over a college football game. And died bitter. I asked my recent AU grad daughter about the feelings and she said "dad, you have no idea" but she says the anger is mainly toward UGA fans because of their behavior. War Eagle to you from my alum.
BTW your fans have damaged property recently on the U of A campus but they are used to it by visiting fans and act like they have been there before. Couple of MSU fans were recently arrested for taking championship materials from UA but you could understand being MSU why they would be desperate for something. And taken in context Harvey compares to some of your native born extremists. The Greene guy from Enterprise and the brother of a friend whose name I won't mention but you being an AU fan you know who I am talking about. They dedicated their lives toward hating over a college football game. And died bitter. I asked my recent AU grad daughter about the feelings and she said "dad, you have no idea" but she says the anger is mainly toward UGA fans because of their behavior. War Eagle to you from my alum.
Posted on 3/8/19 at 7:27 am to weagle99
If you weren’t such a pussy, you would do something about it and take him out.
Honestly I think you Auburn guys are happy he killed the trees
Honestly I think you Auburn guys are happy he killed the trees
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