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re: Alabama fan Harvey Updyke is mentally deranged

Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:48 pm to
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:48 pm to
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I’m a real reactionary like the chief of police of Malibu.


I don't know what you are talking about, auNeck, but it's pretty sad that you want to murder people for killing a tree.

I bet Paul Bunyan would have shivered in fear while in your presence. Asplundh employees are mass murdering serial killers who don't deserve to live.

Go after some of them. Harvey is a hero who helped an old, beaten, hurt, and harassed tree end it's pitiful and painful existence without having to suffer.

I hope Harvey runs for governor of Alabama because he would win.
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:48 pm to
So basically he’s the real life version of Early Cuyler
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7013 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 10:12 pm to
Water is wet.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11474 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 10:55 pm to
They were trees. Harvey is a hero. You can't just put a cam jersey on Nick's stature and expect nothing in return.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 10:59 pm to
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Auburn is a shithole and should be treated as such.


if Auburn is a shithole, you must have quite a word for how awful Tuscaloosa is.

Posted by cmayes56
Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
2849 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:03 pm to
Harvey is a pussy..

If he wanted to impress..he should have walked down to Loosers Corner in the broad daylight and cut those stupid fricking trees down with Chainsaw.

I could respect that shite
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8299 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:14 pm to
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Or throw piss balloons, LSU is no model for how to behave.



Sorry for pelting you in the face with a nice warm one. But no trees died.

Destroying Iconic Oak Trees > Smoking Nitro in face with warm piss balloon
This post was edited on 3/8/19 at 12:02 am
Posted by Drizzt
Cimmeria
Member since Aug 2013
12960 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:26 pm to
I’m pretty sure Harvey is your dad.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46731 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:28 pm to
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And they say you are one of their more classier ones....there are simply no words


Literally nobody here has ever said that.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:46 pm to
Not even close.
Posted by Montgomery Hill
Texas
Member since Jun 2016
1386 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 12:44 am to
Sounds like one or two of these Bama fans might be Harvey

Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11133 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 1:23 am to
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Alabama fan Harvey Updyke is mentally deranged


This is some of the cutting edge analysis that I have come to expect from tRant.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:12 am to
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auNeck


So witty.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:13 am to
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Tuscaloosa


Ahh, just anothet one like all the others eh?

Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15057 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:17 am to
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Updyke might have gotten away with poisoning the trees until he called into ESPN Radio’s “The Paul Finebaum Show,” and, while calling himself “Al from Dadeville,” admitted to doing it. Police were able to track the call to Updyke.



Apparently the guy ain't too bright. One of the first things a person should know is to never, ever tell on your own self.

It's falls in line with never fricking your own self because there are many assholes out there who are more than willing to do it for you.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:54 am to
LOL! Scary thing is the guy was a long time Texas state trooper. And an original "Florida Man" as he was born and reared there which explains everything. He retired in Alabama so he could go to the games. Last accounting he was some place in La. He may be the most well known Texas state trooper ever and is the best known Florida pan handle native in creation. And has super name recognition in the four states where he has resided.

I'm not sure why the AU fans got so upset since students and fans have burned the knotty, stunted things and poisoned them and cut them to pieces numerous times over the years.
This post was edited on 3/8/19 at 6:01 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 6:06 am to
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I'm not sure why the AU fans got so upset since students and fans have burned the knotty, stunted things and poisoned them and cut them to pieces numerous times over the years.


Based on this ignorant statement I wager you aren’t sure about alot of things in life.
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 6:18 am to
It's a statue I doubt saban even cared.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 7:20 am to
Which specific part are you unaware of? Speaking of ignorance. See if this helps: the trees have been burned by AU fans...see the previous pictures. Several times and were set ablaze by students at least once recently seemingly after an evening of drinking. Numerous fans have taken "cuttings" for years. And yes they have been poisoned both on purpose and by the very nature of their location. The streets have been widened and exhaust fumes are destroying them all. They were just little landscaping and by the nature of things happened to be in the direct line of fire of drunken fans celebrating in the limited ways some do, papering trees.

BTW your fans have damaged property recently on the U of A campus but they are used to it by visiting fans and act like they have been there before. Couple of MSU fans were recently arrested for taking championship materials from UA but you could understand being MSU why they would be desperate for something. And taken in context Harvey compares to some of your native born extremists. The Greene guy from Enterprise and the brother of a friend whose name I won't mention but you being an AU fan you know who I am talking about. They dedicated their lives toward hating over a college football game. And died bitter. I asked my recent AU grad daughter about the feelings and she said "dad, you have no idea" but she says the anger is mainly toward UGA fans because of their behavior. War Eagle to you from my alum.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 7:27 am to
If you weren’t such a pussy, you would do something about it and take him out.

Honestly I think you Auburn guys are happy he killed the trees
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