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So, lettuce discuss Asian Massage Parlors, Escorts, and Fantasy Resorts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 2/22/19 at 2:55 pm
Anyone here ever partaken in one of these services?
I never have, but I considered it on occasion. I never had a moral objection to it as long as it's between consenting adults. The fear of getting caught was always a huge concern, that and VD.
I don't look down on anyone who has paid for sex, because we all pay for sex, it's just not an official transaction.
I never have, but I considered it on occasion. I never had a moral objection to it as long as it's between consenting adults. The fear of getting caught was always a huge concern, that and VD.
I don't look down on anyone who has paid for sex, because we all pay for sex, it's just not an official transaction.
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 3:04 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Why don't you post in the other thread?
I don't look down on anyone who hasn't searched.
I'm kidding don't get all hot and bothered
I don't look down on anyone who hasn't searched.
I'm kidding don't get all hot and bothered
Posted on 2/22/19 at 3:09 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Went to an Asian massage parlor drunk one night. They had a really cute girl working the front counter. Looking back, probably underage, but I digress. So I thought that was going to be my masseuse. She takes me to a room, shows me where the robe is, and leaves so I can get comfortable. A few minutes later, in walks a 40ish year old Asian lady. Whatever, I'm drunk let's do this. She asks if I want special. I say yes, she tells me leave cash on the table across the room. So I do, and lay back down on the table. She gives me about a 10 minute massage with some weird smelling oil, getting closer and closer to my crotch. She bends her head down like she's gonna blow me, but just kind of teases me to get me aroused. Then she starts the tug part of the rub & tug experience. She starts slow and lovingly, and finishes pretty aggressively. Cleans me off with a towel, and I go home with head hung in shame, smoke a bowl, and go to bed.
All in all, I'd give it 3 star experience, out of 5. Apparently actual sex goes on in those places, but either I didn't know how to ask for it, or it wasn't offered, or I didn't leave enough cash on the table. She was topless while giving the massage and didn't mind me playing with them.
All in all, I'd give it 3 star experience, out of 5. Apparently actual sex goes on in those places, but either I didn't know how to ask for it, or it wasn't offered, or I didn't leave enough cash on the table. She was topless while giving the massage and didn't mind me playing with them.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 3:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Lettuce is a great band with some really funkiness to them.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 3:56 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I don't look down on anyone who has paid for sex, because we all pay for sex, it's just not an official transaction.
Marriage is a pretty official transaction.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:21 pm to Vols&Shaft83
It’s degeneracy.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:27 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I have not but I went into a kinda kinky bar in NOLA and a female friend and I got a lap (ehh not sure if that's what you call it when a man is doing it to a woman?) dance.
It was interesting...
It was interesting...
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:42 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Let me say, for the record...
I have never paid for sex. Period. I have never paid someone to have sexual congress with me. Lets get that settled right here and now.
I have, however, paid women to leave after having sex with me. Women and possibly a Little Person dressed as the Cookie Monster. Don't judge me!
Now, if you will all excuse me, I have a physical therapy session with Mi Suk Yu Long. She's accredited I assure you.
I have never paid for sex. Period. I have never paid someone to have sexual congress with me. Lets get that settled right here and now.
I have, however, paid women to leave after having sex with me. Women and possibly a Little Person dressed as the Cookie Monster. Don't judge me!
Now, if you will all excuse me, I have a physical therapy session with Mi Suk Yu Long. She's accredited I assure you.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:51 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Can't you just go to a bar like normal guys?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:54 pm to KSGamecock
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It’s degeneracy.
Go rage elsewhere.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 5:01 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 2/22/19 at 5:22 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Brothel in Spain. I was 19 coming back from Iraq. Fwiw we didn't know it was what it was, but lots of drinking and lots of deployment cash, it happened. Had a 3 way don't remember how much it was for the record.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 5:23 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Can't you just go to a bar like normal guys?
I can and do. But there is a certain appeal to cutting through the bullshite and getting down to business.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 5:24 pm to momentoftruth87
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Had a 3 way don't remember how much it was for the record.
Which kind?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 5:48 pm to DownSouthJukin
Paying for 2 girls.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 5:49 pm to momentoftruth87
You sure it was 2 girls?
If you don't remember paying for it...
If you don't remember paying for it...
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 2/22/19 at 5:56 pm to DownSouthJukin
Hedonistic scum your day has come.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 6:02 pm to DownSouthJukin
just one of the things I know. 
Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:08 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I will neither confirm or deny. But shite happens in China.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:36 pm to Arksulli
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I have never paid for sex. Period.
If you have been on a date you paid for sex
If you married your date you then paid to not have sex
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