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Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:48 pm to Dawgsontop34
Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:48 pm to Dawgsontop34
A naked blonde walks into a bar....
She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.” The poodle barks twice, and then the blonde says, “I’m here to tell you about Nick Saban and the oompah loompah”. Then Dawgsontop34 walks over and throws a wet blanket on both of them. The end.
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She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.” The poodle barks twice, and then the blonde says, “I’m here to tell you about Nick Saban and the oompah loompah”. Then Dawgsontop34 walks over and throws a wet blanket on both of them. The end.
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Posted on 1/16/19 at 4:53 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Lmao 
Posted on 1/16/19 at 6:40 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Both of who? The woman and the poodle? The woman and the bartender? Or maybe the Poodle and the bartender?
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:22 pm to Jefferson Dawg
LOL!! 
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:51 pm to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
A naked blonde walks into a bar....
She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.”
Always thought the punchline to that joke was "OH shite!"
Posted on 1/16/19 at 8:30 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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