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Saban reminds me of the middle aged men you see working in the Paint Dept at Lowes

Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:37 pm
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:37 pm
You see this man at Lowes. He's managing the paint department today. He excels at his job. Knows how to follow the process of getting the paint colors matched up. Seems fairly intelligent when you talk to him. You ask yourself why this guy is content with his job at Lowes? He could have accomplished so much more with his life, but the man just continues finding ways to perfect his craft in the paint department. He probably did take a chance as a plant operator one time, but the anxiety got to him.
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 8:38 pm
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31876 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:38 pm to
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Saban reminds me of the middle aged men you see working in the Paint Dept at Lowes
Except with a much, much bigger bank account.
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
25227 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:39 pm to
You put too much effort into this post.
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:39 pm to
you upvoted your own ridiculous post?
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:40 pm to
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you upvoted your own ridiculous post?


probably Circus Child.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:40 pm to
He reminds me of the guy you see getting way too pissed off at the EZ Mart when all the other old people refuse to follow the frickING SIGN THAT SAYS DONT SCRATCH YOUR GODDAMN LOTTO TICKETS ON THE COUNTER! frick!! ITS WRITTEN RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN ENGLISH!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66024 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:40 pm to
He seems mildly autistic. Probably why he's so good at his job.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26256 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:41 pm to
If anyone has been around paint fumes for long periods of time it's this goofy frick.



Posted by Broken Coyote
Seated. Facing forward
Member since Dec 2010
3106 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:50 pm to
Wait. Is this a melt? Looks like a melt. Sometimes they can be subtle.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43796 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:56 pm to
Well, that is basically what his dad did.
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:59 pm to
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Well, that is basically what his dad did.


So his Dad worked hard and made an honest living. And you have a problem with that?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:00 pm to
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He reminds me of the guy you see getting way too pissed off at the EZ Mart when all the other old people refuse to follow the frickING SIGN THAT SAYS DONT SCRATCH YOUR GODDAMN LOTTO TICKETS ON THE COUNTER! frick!! ITS WRITTEN RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN ENGLISH!



Well, frick. He’s right.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43796 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:00 pm to
What if I did. You wanna fight?
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4405 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:01 pm to


most powerful man in sports and the greatest football coach of all time is not a bad Legacy.... now go back to your color charts and make some more paint
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4405 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:09 pm to
You are the living Paradigm of the Peter Principle in action
Posted by D905
Member since Sep 2018
415 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:10 pm to
Well...no not really...he kicks your teams arse...has multiple national titles...i dont see the resemblance.
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:11 pm to
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You are the living Paradigm of the Peter Principle in action


Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:13 pm to
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What if I did. You wanna fight?


You don't wanna fight me bitch. I'll make your momma cry
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43796 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:17 pm to
Well, I already made yours cry.
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