re: “I hope we elect to kick arse”

Saban has never kicked anyone's arse in his life. I remember him shitting his pants when Franchione put his hands on him at midfield after the game where an LSU fan put out a fake pregame speech that Fran thought was real. I saw the picture of their midfield meeting and realized how much of a pussy Saban was. He should stick to football talk and avoid statements that reference stuff grown ups sometimes have to do, like "kicking arse".

Good coach, though.