Will never understand why LSU decided to poke the bear for two weeks

Two weeks of stupid billboards and insults. They even brought out that imbecile Martian looking Communist MF James Carvel as a spokes person.

They have basically claimed that Bama is, was and always has been a fraud. They have threatened to grievously injure our beloved qb.

TWO WEEKS OF INSULTS AND DISRESPECT.

They have eliminated any possibility that Bama comes in overconfident. They have ensured that they get the very best effort from a Team that is far superior at virtually every position.

This will go down in the annals of football history as the dumbest trick of all time.

You don’t stand up in front of Godzilla and pound your chest. You don’t draw attention to yourself nitwits.

And don’t expect some biblical outcome. Your no David to our Goliath. Your campus is basically a suburb of modern day Gomorrah. Your color scheme looks like something out of a New Orleans whore house. Your piss soaked stadium filled with 85000 writhing purple and gold drunk arse demons looks like something out of Dante’s Inferno.

There will be no miracles to save you.

No it’s not David v Goliath. It’s Goliath v some schmuck with a big mouth.

Next time, show a little more humility. Take a lower profile. Because your mouths have put your team in a very bad spot.

One of the greatest teams ever assembled is coming to your place. And they ain’t happy right now. Trust me.