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Posted on 10/19/18 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 10/19/18 at 6:35 pm
You won the Mega Millions tonight, would you? I’d pay for half the buyout and dangle more at them so I could “mega” influence the choice. So you would all love me the first year and then come to hate me by year 4 or 5...
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Posted on 10/19/18 at 6:37 pm to GruntAu
Hookers and Blow
Posted on 10/19/18 at 6:38 pm to GruntAu
I’d move out of my state and disown all my friends and family. People haven’t been kissing my arse and aren’t going to start kissing my arse once I win.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:33 pm to GruntAu
Hire an elite assasin and rent him one of those practice field apartments in Tuscaloosa
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:48 pm to GruntAu
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:51 pm to GruntAu
I'd pay his entire buyout tomorrow, if I won. Fire his arse immediately, bench Stidham, start Gatewood and Asa Martin, and make a championship run with my new wingman Freshwater next year.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 8:14 pm to GruntAu
Bruce Pearl and the basketball program could have some of my money
Posted on 10/19/18 at 8:17 pm to GruntAu
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You won the Mega Millions tonight, would you?
Not a chance.
I'm not taking money out of my future descendants pockets and putting it in Malzahn's pocket.
Harbert bought this mess, he can buy his own solution
Posted on 10/19/18 at 8:18 pm to GruntAu
Better play, buy naming rights to the stadium. That will give them the needed coin to fire Gus, hire Kiffin and name the place. Youre buying naming rights and saving the place all at once.
I’d totally have to come back here for advice on names. A good trolling name. A name that sounds like it’s spelled though, screw this Jerdin Haire stuff. Cecil Newton stadium?
I’d totally have to come back here for advice on names. A good trolling name. A name that sounds like it’s spelled though, screw this Jerdin Haire stuff. Cecil Newton stadium?
This post was edited on 10/19/18 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 10/19/18 at 8:51 pm to GruntAu
If I win the Mega Millions I ain’t giving shite to Auburn athletics. 
But there would be an engineering building named after me.
But there would be an engineering building named after me.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:38 pm to weagle99
Bldg 99
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:21 am to GruntAu
1.6 billion now. Probably 2 billion or more by the next round.
That's get yourself or someone you love kidnapped and murdered money.
That's get yourself or someone you love kidnapped and murdered money.
This post was edited on 10/20/18 at 7:39 am
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:58 am to awestruck
Foy Athletic Center
Posted on 10/20/18 at 8:15 am to N97883
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That's get yourself or someone you love kidnapped and murdered money.
Yeah, you're life isn't going to be as awesome as you'd think with that kind of $ and your name posted all over the world. Drug cartels are probably going to mail you pieces of your family waiting on the ransom. I'd hope they'd let the winner remain anonymous.
Posted on 10/20/18 at 8:22 am to GenesChin
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Not a chance.
I'm not taking money out of my future descendants pockets and putting it in Malzahn's pocket.
Harbert bought this mess, he can buy his own solution
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