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re: The problem with Texas A&M
Posted on 10/14/18 at 10:49 pm to tigbit
Posted on 10/14/18 at 10:49 pm to tigbit
They’re not necessarily bad people. They’re just the weirdos and dorks from your high school who all found a place to bond together.
They dress up and play make believe under the auspices of their numerous, cringy traditions. These traditions only serve to cause nerd hypothermia for anyone with a brain. Seriously, google them. It’s bad.
We knew when they left for the greener pastures of the SEC that it wouldn’t take long for aggy to start attempts at bogus rivalries and their hilarious version of shite taking. Because they lack any history of real success, aggy has to manufacture it with adorable little side stories and hero worship of better programs.
The fact that they would even attempt to smack talk LSU is revelatory of their helpless lil’ brother persona.
Thanks for the laughs- ole sarge let me have it! Dildos and what not. Hilarious stuff.
They dress up and play make believe under the auspices of their numerous, cringy traditions. These traditions only serve to cause nerd hypothermia for anyone with a brain. Seriously, google them. It’s bad.
We knew when they left for the greener pastures of the SEC that it wouldn’t take long for aggy to start attempts at bogus rivalries and their hilarious version of shite taking. Because they lack any history of real success, aggy has to manufacture it with adorable little side stories and hero worship of better programs.
The fact that they would even attempt to smack talk LSU is revelatory of their helpless lil’ brother persona.
Thanks for the laughs- ole sarge let me have it! Dildos and what not. Hilarious stuff.
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:01 pm to bigbopper
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their numerous, cringy traditions
Posted on 10/15/18 at 6:11 am to bigbopper
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They’re not necessarily bad people. They’re just the weirdos and dorks from your high school who all found a place to bond together.
I agree. And they lack basic football IQ. My ex's ex was a cute little beta boy who graduated from A&M. 5'8, 130 pounds, a mediocre musician. He shuddered in my presence... only shook hands with his three center fingers, limp wrist and all. A true aggy.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:17 am to bigbopper
Your school devoted an entire day to carrying dildos around campus, but we’re the weird ones. Sounds legit.
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 8:19 am
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:25 am to bigbopper
How you type all of that nonsense is beyond me, but I have to admire your insane obsession with your big brother in college station. Continue trolling, and Aggie will continue being the largest, oldest, and most respected university in Texas
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