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Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:01 pm
whats your best bama joke? 
-Barney Boy
-Barney Boy
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:03 pm to barneybamafan1978
LSU
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:04 pm to barneybamafan1978
Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama? A: Everyone has the same DNA
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:05 pm to barneybamafan1978
I like how you sign your post
-Patton
-Patton
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:11 pm to NATidefan
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LSU
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:16 pm to barneybamafan1978
Q: What's the #1 pick-up line in Alabama?
A: God wanted us to be together, that's why he made us siblings.
A: God wanted us to be together, that's why he made us siblings.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:20 pm to CopeDippinDawg
My wife packed my bags and told me to get out. Then she told me she hoped I had 50 years of pure missery.
I said "So now you're asking me to stay?"
I said "So now you're asking me to stay?"
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:37 pm to barneybamafan1978
What do maggots and Bama fans have in common?
They both feed off of a dead bear for 20 years.
They both feed off of a dead bear for 20 years.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:41 pm to barneybamafan1978
It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game.
The rest will have to dress themselves.
The rest will have to dress themselves.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:41 pm to viceman
Why did the Bama mother tell her son to stop tickling his daughter with his dick?
Because his daughter needed another 3 months to be born.
Because his daughter needed another 3 months to be born.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:42 pm to barneybamafan1978
The state of Alabama
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:44 pm to viceman
Bama fan “My wife and I are having a few problems, she cut our sex down to once a week, but I’m still pretty lucky, some guys I know she cut out completely.”
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:44 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
I can relate to this.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:46 pm to barneybamafan1978
You guys know about the legend of Denny Chimes, right?
You see every time a virgin walks by Denny Chimes, a brick falls out. To this day not one brick has ever fallen out.
You see every time a virgin walks by Denny Chimes, a brick falls out. To this day not one brick has ever fallen out.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:49 pm to meansonny
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It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game.
The rest will have to dress themselves.
He'd be so exhausted climbing up and down a ladder. Little guy would probably pass out.
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