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Sunday AMA: DownSouthJukin
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:50 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:50 am
Good Morning OTB nobody reads this shite anyhow. This week is DownSouthJukin. He's an Ole Miss Poster and has been on the OTB for a minute.
But before we begin let's take a deeper look at DSJ:
Name: DownSouthJukin
Team: Ole Miss
Character Alignment: Neutral Good
Overall Power Level: 7
Special Moves: Somehow impervious to Cancer
Health: 4 (Lew deletes half of his threads)
Allies: Ole Miss Fans, Lewminati
Enemies: Bunchies, Liberals, State and LSU Fans
Age: Between 33-47
Gender: Male
Location: Vicinity of Hattiesburg MS
Race/Ethnicity: "White"
Occupation: Tied in with a Business that makes him a Big Fish in a Small Pond
Education: Economics, Ole Miss, sometime before the internet
Social Media: Twitter
Joined: 1/27/2014
Total Posts: 9721
Average posts per day: 6.01
Total Threads Started: 167
Breakdown of indexed posts:
note: only 8419 of DSJ's 9721 posts (86.60%) are indexed and available. The remaining 1302 posts have either been removed, archived, or are in hidden boards.
DownSouthJukin 's first retrievable post: LINK
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:09 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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Wilbon on Richard Sherman: In short, on 1/20 Wilbon stated that Sherman knew what he was doing and intended to reap endorsements from it and place himself in a status such as Deion Sanders, and on 1/21 stated that Sherman had no need to apologize.
https://search.espn.go.com/pardon-the-interruption/audio/7
...in a thread about Michael Wilbon trashing Marshall Henderson on ESPN
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DOWNSOUTHJUKIN IN THE WORDS OF OTHERS
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DSJ is a quality poster
- KSGamecock LINK
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DownSouthJukin is an American hero
- MaroonNation LINK
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DownSouthCuckin
- LSU1957 LINK
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you're such a retard you can't manage to find the second page.
- Ole Messcort LINK
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DownSouthJukin loves socialism
- MastrShake LINK
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You don't know shite
- hg LINK
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DOWNSOUTHJUKIN IN HIS OWN WORDS
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I would never wish my experience of marriage and divorce on my worst enemy.
- DownSouthJunkin reflecting on his first marriage, 2/18/17 LINK
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Floating on the lake with a bunch of boats blaring the latest Florida Georgia Line
- DownSouthJunkin describing his ideal Summer Day, 6/25/18 LINK
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I work my arse off during the week. Weekends include fishing, hunting, garage work, yard work, cooking out, church and... work
- DownSouthJunkin on his weekly routine, 7/1/15 , LINK
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The crazy ones always have the best poon
- DownSouthJunkin on women, he has learned nothing, 5/16/18 LINK
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I have quite a bit more than a 4 year degree
- DownSouthJunkin on dem qualifications, 10/7/14 LINK
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Freud said it's OK
- DownSouthJunkin on sexual desire for one's mother, 9/30/14 LINK
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I am Woman
- DownSouthJunkin on his gender identity, 12/9/14 LINK
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That just about sums it up, fire away.
Previous AMAs:
June 17: heartbreakTiger LINK
June 10: SECdragonmaster LINK
June 3: pioneerbasketball LINK
May 27: BowlJackson LINK
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Posted on 7/1/18 at 1:16 am to KSGamecock
Don't know how I missed the first 4 editions of this, but hot damn this is gold.
Keep up the good work, KSG
Keep up the good work, KSG
Posted on 7/1/18 at 2:00 am to KSGamecock
Holy frick, I only ever post on mobile and had no idea he had Steve Gaines as his avi. 
I think I have a new favorite poster.... I'm obsessed with Steve Gaines, y'all have no idea. If I ever bump into the devil I only have one asking price for my soul, all the musical talent of Steve Gaines.
So here's my question for DownSouthJukin:
Do you want to be my best frand?
Before you answer, just think of the potential our Alliance could have. Working as a tag-team we could DP tRant deeper than its ever been deep dicked before, and it would never know what hit it. Our legend would live on in internet lore for eternity
I think I have a new favorite poster.... I'm obsessed with Steve Gaines, y'all have no idea. If I ever bump into the devil I only have one asking price for my soul, all the musical talent of Steve Gaines. So here's my question for DownSouthJukin:
Do you want to be my best frand?
Before you answer, just think of the potential our Alliance could have. Working as a tag-team we could DP tRant deeper than its ever been deep dicked before, and it would never know what hit it. Our legend would live on in internet lore for eternity
Posted on 7/1/18 at 2:06 am to DirtyDawg
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Don't know how I missed the first 4 editions of this, but hot damn this is gold.
Keep up the good work, KSG
I'm the trendsetter here. This never would have been possible without me agreeing to let KSGamecock piggyback the pilot thread off my tier 1 clout. Thusly, I deserve at least 15% of all your praise on the subject.
TIA
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:42 am to BowlJackson
Take 20%, you lovable goon.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 5:24 am to KSGamecock
Down south, how did it feel to beat Bama the first time and how good of a coach do you think Freeze really is?
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:10 am to KSGamecock
I enjoy DSJ. One of my favorite and friendliest posters on here.
I'll come up with some questions in a bit.
I'll come up with some questions in a bit.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:35 am to BowlJackson
Steve Gaines was one of the most talented guitarsts ever-he just didn’t have enough time on this Earth for the unwashed masses to be given the gift of the entirety of that talent. The man could also write a song.
Alliance approved. DP incoming. Rant-prepare thine ani.
Alliance approved. DP incoming. Rant-prepare thine ani.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:36 am to DownSouthJukin
Ford or Chevy?
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:42 am to Commander Data
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Down south, how did it feel to beat Bama the first time and how good of a coach do you think Freeze really is?
Great-like breaking out of SEC West jail. But Hugh Freeze being Hugh Freeze was bound to frick up later in the season to lose games he should win. Like LSU and Arkansas.
Hugh Freeze was a good coach, but he had some Les Miles moments and in the end he was just another snake oil salesman.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 8:44 am to KSGamecock
Chevy and GMC right now.
And I didn’t realize I posted on the Cancer Board so much. It’s probably not good for me.
And I didn’t realize I posted on the Cancer Board so much. It’s probably not good for me.
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 8:46 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 9:36 am to KSGamecock
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Floating on the lake with a bunch of boats blaring the latest Florida Georgia Line
- DownSouthJunkin describing his ideal Summer Day, 6/25/18 LINK
I was speaking of being held hostage by this garbage. I have 4 days of it coming my way this way this week.
Tito's, take me away.
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 9:37 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Steve Gaines was one of the most talented guitarsts ever-he just didn’t have enough time on this Earth for the unwashed masses to be given the gift of the entirety of that talent. The man could also write a song.
I love his signing voice too. "You Got That Right" is my favorite Skynyrd song. I'm sure you've heard his solo album from before Skynyrd?
Ronnie used to tell people that Steve would end up outshining the whole band, and with Ronnie seeming to have some premonition of his early death I really believe that he was grooming Steve to take over the band. Damn shame Ronnie had to take out Steve and Cassie with him.... I've watched some interviews with some guys that played with him in Oklahoma before Skynyrd and they say he was holding back because he didn't want to overstep his bounds as the new guy, but with Ronnie's backing he was getting more comfortable and getting ready to unleash once the tour was over and it was time to write/record again.
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Alliance approved. DP incoming. Rant-prepare thine ani.
YES! I'm working out strategies of attack as we speak
Posted on 7/1/18 at 1:36 pm to KSGamecock
Are you still a millionaire?
Posted on 7/1/18 at 2:10 pm to BowlJackson
Steve Gaines was he only person that Ronnie felt comfortable enough with to walk off the stage in the middle of a song and let Steve carry it. "You Got That Right" showcases Steve's vocal talent every well. (See my sig line-it's also one of my favorite Skynyrd tunes.)
I've listened to all of his solo work that I can find. The One in the Sun compilation shows the breadth of his solo talent.
And this version of pre-Skynyrd "I Know a Little" is great: LINK
Miss. State posters hate you. That may be a good place to start...
I've listened to all of his solo work that I can find. The One in the Sun compilation shows the breadth of his solo talent.
And this version of pre-Skynyrd "I Know a Little" is great: LINK
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YES! I'm working out strategies of attack as we speak
Miss. State posters hate you. That may be a good place to start...
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 7/1/18 at 2:10 pm to KSGamecock
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Are you still a millionaire?
frick yes. And that's being modest. Who isn't on here?
Posted on 7/1/18 at 2:32 pm to DownSouthJukin
You got damn good musical tastes my brotha I was already a fan when you posted that DBT playlist yesterday, even before this thread was posted and I learned that you preach the Gospel of Steve Gaines
Well I love them, they're fun to play with.
I have something in mind for them, but with people out doing their 4th stuff today I think it'll be more effective to wait til tmrw to post it.
I was already a fan when you posted that DBT playlist yesterday, even before this thread was posted and I learned that you preach the Gospel of Steve Gaines quote:
Miss. State posters hate you. That may be a good place to start...
Well I love them, they're fun to play with.
I have something in mind for them, but with people out doing their 4th stuff today I think it'll be more effective to wait til tmrw to post it.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 2:37 pm to BowlJackson
There was a thread on the Music Board proclaiming Prince's greatness with a guitar and one poster told me that because Steve Gaines didn't do the splits while playing guitar and didn't play in a Super Bowl halftime show in the rain that he wasn't as good of a guitarist a Prince.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:20 pm to DownSouthJukin
Jesus Christ 
that's why I don't go over to that board much
I mean, I got a buddy who at 15 could play a solo with his teeth or behind his back. Best guitarist I know personally and he's amazing. Still ain't no damn Steve Gaines though. They say pretty much all Steve did was practice every waking hour. One of his buddies tols a story about how when he knocked on Steve's door and woke him up Steve answered the door wiping his eyes and wearing nothing but his boxers and his guitar around his neck because he would regularly practice right up until he fell asleep
that's why I don't go over to that board much I mean, I got a buddy who at 15 could play a solo with his teeth or behind his back. Best guitarist I know personally and he's amazing. Still ain't no damn Steve Gaines though. They say pretty much all Steve did was practice every waking hour. One of his buddies tols a story about how when he knocked on Steve's door and woke him up Steve answered the door wiping his eyes and wearing nothing but his boxers and his guitar around his neck because he would regularly practice right up until he fell asleep
Posted on 7/1/18 at 3:51 pm to momentoftruth87
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I enjoy DSJ. One of my favorite and friendliest posters on here.
I'll come up with some questions in a bit.
Bring it MOT.
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