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Lewminati's New, Kinder, Gentler Severe Weather Thread with Music and Long Term Forecast

Posted on 6/30/18 at 10:37 am
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 6/30/18 at 10:37 am
Since the proclaimed severe weather team on here only relies on scare tactics and short term forecasting, it's time that the team that actually controls the weather intervenes and provides a more better weather thread.

First, here is your Yacht Rock playlist for this weekend.

And here is your Drive By Truckers playlist.

Now, let's look at the current weather:

As you can see, the Lewftwaffe has provided a beautiful Saturday for the SEC. You can thank us in this thread.



Now, as for the future, we have pushed the heat out of the southeastern quadrant of the country into the Ohio River valley. U of Louisville and the Ohio State University are going to melt later this summer:



As for the long term tornado outlook, we have determined that southwest Mississippi should have to pay for killing Lynyrd Skynyrd and have designated Gillsburg, Mississippi as the epicenter of tornado activity this fall. Besides, that area of the state is home to the second largest population of traitors to the in-state schools (they're LSU fans).



Have a wonderful Saturday, OT. Get outside, soak up some sun, and convert that Vitamin D to Vitamin K.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:00 am to
I'm in the ring of fire. Phone said 95 degrees last night at my son's baseball game at 6pm. It was pretty bad. Im going to mow here in a bit. Have been drinking lots of water.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 2:12 pm to
It's very hot. Just got done mowing and feel on fire!



Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29884 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 2:26 pm to
95F here.

Just went into the attic in my house for the first time. It’s about 130F up there. I think I’m going to have it spray foamed. My A/C has been running constantly for the past month it seems.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:00 pm to
Just had the AC company over yesterday for our summer check. System looking good, but I have been using it a lot. Even getting up at night/early morning to turn it on. I'm a total white boy, even on my mower I feel like this is my worst burn yet, and I wasn't out there very long. Sneezing the whole time too because of grass and I have corn/bean fields close by.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76555 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:08 pm to
It’s nice out right now. 84° due to the clouds/rain. I’m fricking day drunk though so this will be a long night.

Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:12 pm to
Can you drunkenly send me a PM and tell me to get my life together?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:19 pm to
You selling your stuff?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76555 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:22 pm to
That kind of message needs to be public.

GET YOUR frickING LIFE TOGETHER, DICK-LIPS!
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76555 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:23 pm to
This is more for my wife selling hers. I have a couple cutting boards and coasters, but I prefer online sales where I can sell in a climate-controlled environment
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:35 pm to
A job with SECRant/TD would go a long way in helping get my life together.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:48 pm to
I'm jelly! Wish this is something the wife and I did.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
Member since Aug 2011
19057 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:04 pm to
You at the park off of ford avenue for the 4th of July celebration?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

And here is your Drive By Truckers playlist.


This is why we're bros.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76555 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:24 pm to
Yeah bring your arse
Posted by Hopsondawg22
MS Delta
Member since Sep 2017
1232 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:28 pm to
Didn't know DBT was popular in the African-American community.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Yeah bring your arse


It wasn't a coincidence that your week long disappearance from the board just happened to coincide with Pride Week, is it?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Didn't know DBT was popular in the African-American community.



Rock, country, blues, it all has its roots in African-American culture...
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76555 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:33 pm to
Marines are gay on the weekend so this shouldn’t be news to you
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:37 pm to
Pretty sure his uncle was a gay too iirc.
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