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re: Everybody in Bama's program have been a bunch of buttholes for the last 45,832 days

Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38044 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:16 pm to
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By using your link, you have been shitty posting for 2,800
days.



Then that would be an average of a little more than 10 posts per day.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11222 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:06 pm to
What would AU fans do to while away the time if they didn't have Bama and UGA to bitch about? We must be doing something right. They have been sucking lemons and turning this strange of green since early December
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 9:08 pm
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38044 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 5:49 am to
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What would AU fans do to while away the time if they didn't have Bama and UGA to bitch about?


Damn, some of you guys sure don't appreciate good, clean, college football butthole humor.

Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11678 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 6:41 am to
so there is iron in your words of life
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9062 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 7:10 am to
The same calculator told me it's been 8284 days, ~199,000 hours, and ~716,000,000 seconds since Texas A&M beat LSU in football. The longest streak in the series is 7, which presently belongs to LSU.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
25066 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Everybody in Bama's program have been a bunch of buttholes for the last 45,832 days



This is a little harsh.

Back in 1943 we all took a break from football because our boys were in Europe and the Pacific fighting together so I think you need to do the right thing and back out about 365 days. Otherwise the OP looks about right.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30607 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Damn, some of you guys sure don't appreciate good, clean, college football butthole humor.


Excellent point! The thing that everyone seems to be missing is that without buttholes (as Auburn fans obviously have none), one would become full of shite.(i.e. Auburn fans)...an anatomical fact, again proven by the same Auburn fans.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38044 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:44 am to
Naw, man... the military is full of assholes. I should know, I was in for 7 years.

Hell, if it weren’t for assholes, the Marines would never get a recruit!
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38044 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:46 am to
So what you’re trying to tell us is there’s nothing wrong with a good, clean butthole?

Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30607 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:54 am to
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So what you’re trying to tell us is there’s nothing wrong with a good, clean butthole?

That's what my Aggie friends tell me.
Posted by mls4bama
albertville,al
Member since Sep 2015
1537 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 1:20 pm to
Beter to be buttholes than butthurt!!!
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:47 pm to
frick it. Upvote.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
13734 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:39 pm to
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beatbammer






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