Marion is a piece of shite. If he gets a chick at Raifords and he drags her back across the bridge to a piece of shite like Marion, yeah good fricking luck getting your dick wet from there. Southaven is a better alternative to this. No question. Do not listen to this suggestion OP.

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The Memphis interior is either over priced or in an urban war zone.

I’m guessing you’re assuming his budget for housing is $250 a month. Seriously, dude, I’m warning you, do not live in Arkansas. The cheapest mother fricker I know could afford to live on Mud Island. I give him shite on a weekly basis on my group me for being a cheap shite. Do not go further across the Mississippi than that. You’d be better off in literal Mississippi than living in Marion or West Memphis. I can not stress this highly enough that this guy has led you astray.

Hell, does Uber operate out there? I’m not sure if they do. I know they do in Southaven, so worst case go with that.

EDIT: And if you lived in Southaven you can lie to hot chicks and say you work for FedEx, since Southaven is closer to FedEx than Mud Island, Downtown, and Midtown are. I wouldn’t exactly recommend Southaven, but it’s definitely better than anywhere in Arkansas. Living in Arkansas and working in Memphis just says to everyone “I’m a deadbeat loser”. Seriously, I’m looking out for your future. That poster may as well have recommended you chop your dick off.

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Posted by Arksulli

Fayetteville

Member since Aug 2014

25258 posts

Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:36 pm to OMLandshark

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Marion is a piece of shite. If he gets a chick at Raifords and he drags her back across the bridge to a piece of shite like Marion, yeah good fricking luck getting your dick wet from there. Southaven is a better alternative to this. No question. Do not listen to this suggestion OP.

You talking about someone trying to get laid is... I am sure that is a major problem with you buddy. All those women just throwing themselves at you.

Oh God bless you. You as a suave Don Juan. Yes...

OK. If, to the OP, you would like to spend your time, basking in the glow of OMLandshart... then by all means. I imagine he has plenty of free time on his hands.

My suggestion is that Marion is closer to Memphis then most of Memphis if its the Downtown area. If its further out then go with Southhaven or Germantown. But... wow... Landshart...

God bless you Landshart. I was feeling a bit down tonight but you talking about picking up women... you've cheered me up buddy.

Please, I beg you, share with us your wisdom Landshart.

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Posted by AllbyMyRelf

Virginia

Member since Nov 2014

3343 posts

Posted on 3/9/18 at 8:14 am to OMLandshark

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I’m guessing you’re assuming his budget for housing is $250 a month

Holy cow I wish this was the case for me. I need to get back to the South.

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Posted by deltaland

Member since Mar 2011

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Posted on 3/13/18 at 5:43 pm to OMLandshark

Is where you live up there really affect how chicks view you?

I mean I live in the Ms delta and have had many good looking chicks drive from Memphis/collierville/south haven to see me. They never seemed to care.

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