re: Big 10 officials

Looked up incompetent douche Nozzles in the dictionary and this is what it said:

ref dan capron
ed feaster umpire
mike dolce linesman
patrick holt line judge
grady smith field judge
john hayes side judge
matt edwards back judge
mike stumberg center judge
tom kissinger replay
don willard alternate

The waded down river from the rust belt on a douche canoe to the game.