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Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:58 pm
Dear SEC teams, fans, followers and whoever else it may concern,
I would like to take this time and opportunity to formally apologize for our dogshit coaching and apathetic defense in this, what should have been a complete blowout, game against UCLA that turned into the most fricking embarrassing day of my Aggie life. I do not say this lightly, as some of you may know, we Aggies have a great selection of stupuid shite to be embarrassed about if we so choose. This day will be one of those that I continuously wake up to remembering in the middle of the night with a cringe and can't help but scream into a pillow.. you know what I mean.
Our display of straight incompetency in play calling and lack of defensive presence in the last half of this game is simply inexcusable as a member of the SEC. Words cannot begin to express my disappointment for ever choosing to wear the maroon and white on a day such as this. We made a bunch of hippies look like god damn world beaters and that piece of shite Rosen look like a god.
Please frick me dead,
Signed - Distraught Aggie
I would like to take this time and opportunity to formally apologize for our dogshit coaching and apathetic defense in this, what should have been a complete blowout, game against UCLA that turned into the most fricking embarrassing day of my Aggie life. I do not say this lightly, as some of you may know, we Aggies have a great selection of stupuid shite to be embarrassed about if we so choose. This day will be one of those that I continuously wake up to remembering in the middle of the night with a cringe and can't help but scream into a pillow.. you know what I mean.
Our display of straight incompetency in play calling and lack of defensive presence in the last half of this game is simply inexcusable as a member of the SEC. Words cannot begin to express my disappointment for ever choosing to wear the maroon and white on a day such as this. We made a bunch of hippies look like god damn world beaters and that piece of shite Rosen look like a god.
Please frick me dead,
Signed - Distraught Aggie
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 11:10 pm
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Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:59 pm to Daowna
You guys continously embarass the SEC... I don't know what to say. Can't say that I'm surprised.
ETA: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
ETA: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:59 pm to Daowna
Apology not accept. You are an embarrassment, worse than Mizzou
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm to Daowna
Do you even Swag bro?
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm to Daowna
Worse than 77-0? Worse than 59-0?
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm to Daowna
I was happy when auburn beat us last year. Y'all needed this tbh
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:07 pm to Daowna
Come on guys remember the 90's and Curley HalASS. I will never forget the arse whooping we put on a better Auburn team only to lose it in the 4th with only 3 pick 6's. I forgive you ATM because I have to man!!
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:10 pm to Daowna
That's ok. I picked ucla to win. I was surprised you should have won.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:12 pm to Daowna
NEVER FORGET
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:16 pm to Daowna
Go back to the Big 10
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:16 pm to Daowna
quote:
Dear SEC teams, fans, followers and whoever else it may concern,
I would like to take this time and opportunity to formally apologize for our dogshit coaching and apathetic defense in this, what should have been a complete blowout, game against UCLA that turned into the most fricking embarrassing day of my Aggie life. I do not say this lightly, as some of you may know, we Aggies have a great selection of stupuid shite to be embarrassed about if we so choose. This day will be one of those that I continuously wake up to remembering in the middle of the night with a cringe and can't help but scream into a pillow.. you know what I mean.
Our display of straight incompetency in play calling and lack of defensive presence in the last half of this game is simply inexcusable as a member of the SEC. Words cannot begin to express my disappointment for ever choosing to wear the maroon and white on a day such as this. We made a bunch of hippies look like god damn world beaters and that piece of shite Rosen look like a god.
Please frick me dead,
Signed - Distraught Aggie
It's ok, aggie. I'm here to help.
Death - Flattening of Emotions
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:16 pm to Daowna
It's okay....
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:17 pm to Daowna
Y'all lost my respect when you started sucking on Bama cock as soon as you joined. We've lost five straight seasons, but you don't see us sucking them off! I laughed my arse off watching y'all blow that lead! Hail to the Bruins! LOL
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 11:19 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:27 pm to Daowna
I am sorry. It was painful to watch.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:27 pm to Daowna
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Daowna
As long as you don't crawl into a safe space, you'll never embarrass the SEC as much as Missouri does. Keep your chin up.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:32 pm to Daowna
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:33 pm to Daowna
Whomever? I think
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:34 pm to Daowna
It's ok man. I'm certain it's not the first or last time you'll lay on your bed screaming into a pillow.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:42 pm to Daowna
I'm OK with it. I was a bit offended by it at first, but realized the pure entertainment and laughter made up for it...
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:43 pm to Daowna
Sleeping giant there. Be patient. As far as all the hippies out west and to sport center who are loving this right now kiss it. Tenn can win Tomm and overall the conference will have looked good.
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 11:45 pm
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