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re: What would CBB have to do to be called "Bret"?
Posted on 8/19/17 at 7:58 am to Razorback Reverend
Posted on 8/19/17 at 7:58 am to Razorback Reverend
Not look like somebody named Bert
He's 150lbs, a shave, and a less dofusy look on 3rd down away from being Bret
He's 150lbs, a shave, and a less dofusy look on 3rd down away from being Bret
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:36 am to The Sultan of Swine
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One of the following*:
Win 10 games
Beat Bama
Sign a top 15 class
Beat Aggie, LSU, and Auburn in the same year
These are all good ones. Signing a top 15 class would be great, but it's lower on my list of priorities right now given that his recruiting has been solid.
My priority list would be winning 10 games, beating A&M/LSU/Auburn in the same year, and then beating Bama. Knowing Bert's penchant for roller coaster seasons, we'd beat Bama and then promptly lose to Vandy the next week.
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*Must not have had a Toledo-esque or 50-point-loss embarrassment within the past calendar year.
Forget a calendar year, these are never acceptable under any circumstance for a Razorback football coach. As someone on another board put it, after the Auburn embarrassment last year, he'll be known as Bert henceforth until he wins the SEC or 10 regular season games.
Posted on 8/20/17 at 7:16 pm to razorbackfan4life
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Posted this while drunk.. Bert was nervous as I've ever seen him while speaking. Just thought it was odd.
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Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:47 am to Razorback Reverend
Never going to call him anything but "Bert"
Don't care what he does
Don't care what he does
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:11 pm to Hubbhogg
I'll call him Big Daddy if he wins 10 games this year.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:42 am to razorbackfan4life
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never seen Bert so fricking scared until I watched the Kickoff Luncheon. Weird stuff.
This shoulda been our first clue.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:05 am to pioneerbasketball
What was this luncheon and where can one watch?
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:13 am to Pigimus Prime
Nwa before the season started I believe.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:34 am to pioneerbasketball
I can't wait for TCU to roll into town
"But we want to put ourselves in a position that we're the team being talked about in the SEC"
"I'm not much of a talker."
Did he mean that as a joke?
Then I found this one where in addition to the typical BS about how the kids have bought in to something great, he was talking about some incident that he thought was in Fort Lauderdale but turns out was in Iowa. He was said the event was not "correlated or planned," but I think he meant choreographed.
I am concerned about his health. He has a couple growths on his face that are getting worse and worse. Keep in mind, this was him five years ago.
"But we want to put ourselves in a position that we're the team being talked about in the SEC"
"I'm not much of a talker."
Did he mean that as a joke?
Then I found this one where in addition to the typical BS about how the kids have bought in to something great, he was talking about some incident that he thought was in Fort Lauderdale but turns out was in Iowa. He was said the event was not "correlated or planned," but I think he meant choreographed.
I am concerned about his health. He has a couple growths on his face that are getting worse and worse. Keep in mind, this was him five years ago.
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