re: College Station development is booming folks

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There is, in some cases, years worth of jizz in there though. They need to be stored somewhere in the meantime, and that somewhere is in the refrigerator at precisely 34 degrees

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Pretty smart. 34° keeps the jizz fresh, but not cold enough to keep the sperm. Y'all are a little freaky, but not cannibals.

I bet it was that special, finely aged jizz, that led Johnny to victory over Bama in 2012. I knew there was some black magic at play.