Missouri fans simply never learn!!

Mike Anderson leaves... They're delusional fans clamor to hire Greg Popovich.



Next thing you know, Haith is gone. This time they're going to hire Greg Marshall, with Coach K as assistant and Roy Williams as towel boy. They end up with some friend of the program who seems like a really nice guy and will try his damnest



Football. Drinkel steps down after an epic arse beating in Razorback Stadium. Fans are screaming for Herman or another "big name" hire. I still haven't heard who they hired and it's been over a year. Apparently they're still rolling with their internal interim Barry Odom??



Baseball coach is out. They're going to hire SEC assistant of the year Tony Vitello from Arkansas. Stone cold lead pipe lock according to program insiders reedus and kilo. Except Vitello is still in the Hogs dugout and some no name from a JUCO signs a fat check



This week, grandpa Anderson said he will walk out with his "head held high". Good for him, but he took a shite program already an SEC doormat and turned it into a flaming cesspool. The surprising thing was he lasted this long, since he never had any success in any measurable way. Glad he is proud of that.

Now we are back to the delusional Missouri fans during a coaching search. Names are being pulled out of thin air, and everyone is real confident Marshall is begging to coach this dumpster fire. When will Missouri fans learn they are a third rate program in a third rate state, big name coaches will not take your phone calls and you are destined to enjoy life as an SEC doormat? Our friends from the great Midwest always say MO is the "show me state". Well you have hired at least four shitty hires in a row... How much more evidence do you need that you're just not a desirable program?