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Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:02 pm
alrighty then...
possibly the best headline EVER
Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
possibly the best headline EVER
Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
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Authorities in Florida are searching for an armed quadruple amputee who’s reportedly been on the run since Tuesday, hoping to question him about his involvement in a double murder.
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Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:03 pm to dcbl
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:23 pm to dcbl
Of course it's Florida.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:25 pm to BluegrassBelle
Yep, Florida.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 12:26 pm to dcbl
So, "Pew! Pew! Pew!" can be dangerous after all. Who knew?
Posted on 11/13/16 at 1:36 pm to dcbl
This story is really old.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 1:53 pm to dcbl
When they find him, they should nail him to a wall and call him Art.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 1:53 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Of course it's Florida.
Of course there are 3 people from kentucky with no clue this happened 2 years ago. Even funnier is he killed himself in a state that borders kentucky.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 2:39 pm to dcbl
Is his nickname Lucky?
Posted on 11/13/16 at 4:11 pm to dcbl
His lawyer will cost an arm and leg.
He won't have a leg to stand on in court.
He won't have a leg to stand on in court.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 5:33 pm to MoarKilometers
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Of course there are 3 people from kentucky with no clue this happened 2 years ago. Even funnier is he killed himself in a state that borders kentucky.
Clearly he lost the will to live when he couldn't make into the land of bourbon. Rather unfortunate.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 5:44 pm to dcbl
I have nothing. I'm stumped.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 5:53 pm to MoarKilometers
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Of course there are 3 people from kentucky with no clue this happened 2 years ago.
Lots of things happened two years ago. It's amazing that we have someone right here on the OTB who experienced them all. I, for one, am in awe.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 11:10 pm to Kentucker
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Lots of things happened two years ago. It's amazing that we have someone right here on the OTB who experienced them all. I, for one, am in awe.
Even the auburn fan heard about it
I was actually born in kentucky, but we moved back to florida maybe 6 months after i was born. I have no problem with the good folks in kentucky, just busting balls because i associate more as a floridian. I did honestly think this story ending in Memphis would've made regional news, considering the bizarre circumstances.
Posted on 11/13/16 at 11:24 pm to dcbl
Did he gnaw someone to death
Posted on 11/14/16 at 4:56 pm to dcbl
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Authorities in Florida are searching for an armed quadruple amputee
of course they are.
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