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Malzahn is a nose pickin' machine.

Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:30 am
Posted by BamBam30442
Malaise alabama
Member since Oct 2016
261 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:30 am
Good Lord man, you're on national Tv, its always red and swollen, do you think he has some sort of compulsive disorder? One of you barnacles needs to check into this Pronto.
This post was edited on 11/8/16 at 11:32 am
Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:30 am to
We don't call em boogs for nothing
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3695 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:33 am to
It's like a nervous twitch. I don't get it.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14496 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:35 am to
Does he eat them, too? Or is that strictly a Harbaugh thing?
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:38 am to


mr coach klein may have a few quirks but he will damn sure win that bourbon bowl.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:41 am to
God almighty he wouldnt stop. Like he kept his play book up there
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:42 am to
Trying to warn the gumps how he's going to unleash Sean White to pick apart your defense.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17285 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:53 am to
His snout is red because of a coke habit. Coke also explains the nervous shakes and air drumming on the sidelines.
Sad.
Posted by warau
Member since Nov 2010
2576 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:59 am to
I pick my nose all the time but don't do it in front of others or on national tv.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:01 pm to
He sure is, and he goes to damned town working in there too.
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:11 pm to
I think Saturday was a record for his annual pre-game pick on national TV. It went on for at least a minute. The funny thing is it is a sneaky pick and he has no clue not just thousands are watching from afar in their seats, national TV has his face in a closeup. You got to hand it to the announcers that they are able to keep their train of thought and not laugh at him each week. I think someone is going to mention it soon, though, because it happens every week.
This post was edited on 11/8/16 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Robert Duval
Member since Jul 2015
421 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37733 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:39 pm to
He does resemble Beavis somewhat ... but Butthead was the nosepicker.

Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5139 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:50 pm to
It's so he can smell fear




and blood
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:51 pm to
Gus "NOSE" offense.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13314 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by dbllung
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
672 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:05 pm to
Damn, glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. Has his thumb up there every time he's on camera.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24910 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:10 pm to
50 bucks says he eats 'em.

Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:22 pm to
It's no big deal - he just likes to award his players with a nose hair every time they score a touchdown. Sort of like an Attaboy.....
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 4:52 pm to
Nick Satan is a HilLIARy supporter.
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