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Thank God for Mississippi (State)
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:31 am
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:31 am
I have to hand it to Auburn's upcoming opponent, they are the best. The best at being last.
-Worst football program in SEC West history
-Worst town in the SEC
-Worst stadium in the SEC
-Ugliest women
-Fattest student body
-Worst academic school in the SEC
-Fattest state
-Poorest state
-Most uneducated state
-Most illiterate state
The most impressive example of being the best at being last:
-By far the most dead last place finishes in the SEC West.
Mississippi State has finished dead last in the SEC West an incredible 9, NINE! times
-This includes an impressive 4 times in a row from 01-04.
-Side note: Second most last place finishes is Ole Miss with 5.
-MSU and OM combined to finish last in the SEC West 11 times in a row from 2001-2011
That is why the rest of the South can always say "Thank God for Mississippi (State)"
-Worst football program in SEC West history
-Worst town in the SEC
-Worst stadium in the SEC
-Ugliest women
-Fattest student body
-Worst academic school in the SEC
-Fattest state
-Poorest state
-Most uneducated state
-Most illiterate state
The most impressive example of being the best at being last:
-By far the most dead last place finishes in the SEC West.
Mississippi State has finished dead last in the SEC West an incredible 9, NINE! times
-This includes an impressive 4 times in a row from 01-04.
-Side note: Second most last place finishes is Ole Miss with 5.
-MSU and OM combined to finish last in the SEC West 11 times in a row from 2001-2011
That is why the rest of the South can always say "Thank God for Mississippi (State)"
This post was edited on 10/6/16 at 9:07 am
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Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:50 am to BowlJackson
Is this you?
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:53 am to BowlJackson
Let me get this straight. Someone from Alabama is making fun of Mississippi?
Right
Right
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:56 am to BowlJackson
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SEC West 11 times in a row from 2001-20011
That would be 18,010 last place finishes in a row.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:57 am to BowlJackson
This is like being in a room full of midgets and bragging about being the tallest midget.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:57 am to BowlJackson
It must suck to be in a state as poor as alabama.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:00 am to BowlJackson
Solid distraction from weather melt. Thank you
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:00 am to agrunner
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It must suck to be in a state as poor as alabama.
Or one could go to school at alabama and live in austin to get the best of both worlds.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:00 am to BowlJackson
The only state that could make Alabama look better.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:03 am to BowlJackson
17-9
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:04 am to BowlJackson
State has one thing going for them.... They're not Auburn!
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:05 am to agswin
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Let me get this straight. Someone from Alabama is making fun of Mississippi?
You're fricking right we are. Try and stop us.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:07 am to BowlJackson
You forgot that they are so irrelevant that the NCAA knew they offered a kid money and did absolutely no investigating into their program.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:07 am to agrunner
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It must suck to be in a state as poor as alabama.
This thread is pathetic, but no it doesn't suck at all. I have lived in Alabama my whole life and enjoy it very much. I'm not poor and didn't grow up poor, but I would imagine it sucks being poor no matter what state you live in and there are plenty of poor people in the great state of Texas.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:08 am to PanhandleDawg
Nah, that's my cousin Roy. Eileen's son.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:10 am to jvilletiger25
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You forgot that they are so irrelevant that the NCAA knew they offered a kid money and did absolutely no investigating into their program
This deserves to be reiterated.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:11 am to agrunner
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It must suck to be in a state as poor as alabama.
Bitch, we're getting TopGolf. Now who sucks? Yeah Mississippi!
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:14 am to agrunner
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:21 am to BowlJackson
When we beat you you can officially end your season and go back to more important tasks such as replacing that missing piece of trailer skirting and realizing those yard rocks won't steal themselves.
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:32 am to BowlJackson
Speaking of offering a kid money, is the barn so poor now that you can't buy a decent quarterback?
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