re: I am not traveling to College Station or Columbia Missouri for a football game.

The only thing Texas really has going for it is that it is very large, and they have a lot of oil. They have a whole lot of cattle, too. So they're rich. All those cattle dudes back in the day pretty much had to set up shop in Texas because there are vast tracts of open land and if you go any farther west it really IS a barren wasteland.

But Texas itself sucks. And their culture is just bizarre. I mean, those people really think they're hot shite down there. Like Texas is really somethin', ya know? I can't stand the place. I don't like anything about it. In fact, their entire culture represents most of what is wrong with our world.