re: Alabama deserves an ESPN 30 for 30

I mean what should it say at this point?

Scene I. Saban lies about staying at Miami

Scene II. Bama loses to Louisiana-Monroe in his first year. Oh noz!

Scene III. Bama beats UGA in 2008, catapults itself back into relevancy

Scene IV. Colt McCoy is Bama's Jesus, goes down so their program might live

Scene V. Profit. So much profit.

Scene VI. Still profiting

Scene VII. Seriously, we don't know what to do with all this profit

Scene VIII. Cam did a thing and a tornado happened and it was hard times but we still profited

Scene VIIII. We profited all over LSU in New Orleans

Scene X. And all over Notre Dame in Miami

Scene XI. [Auburn Special Teams Success Redacted for Budgetary Reasons]

Scene XII. [Ohio State Success Redacted for Budgetary Reasons]

Scene XIII. And all over Clemson in Tempe

Scene XIIII. We have so much profit we may buy LSU out.

Fin