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Do you pick your nose in front of your SO?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:27 am
Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:27 am
I saw wifey doing it in the car while I was driving. She saw me see her. But I played it cool, acted like nothing was happening.
A few days later on the couch I decide to test it out. Started discreetly, but not too discreetly, diggin' for gold. She saw, didn't stare, didn't say a word.
So yeah now we got this whole unspoken thing going on. Just don't make a big deal out of it. We're all human, sometimes you got to clear a blockage.
Marriage is nice like that.
A few days later on the couch I decide to test it out. Started discreetly, but not too discreetly, diggin' for gold. She saw, didn't stare, didn't say a word.
So yeah now we got this whole unspoken thing going on. Just don't make a big deal out of it. We're all human, sometimes you got to clear a blockage.
Marriage is nice like that.
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:30 am to genro
I don't believe you have a wife. Enjoy your hand.
Picking your nose.
Picking your nose.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:31 am to genro
Does she shite in front of you?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:33 am to Vols&Shaft83
No. We're working on it.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:38 am to genro
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No. We're working on it.
My current SO doesn't either. Neither did my ex.
I'm perfectly content believing that neither woman actually ever shits.
Full disclosure: I don't poop in front of my current S.O.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:39 am to genro
yes
Posted on 2/19/16 at 11:40 am to DanMullins4Life
You clearly don't have a wife if you think marriage and masturbation are mutually exclusive
Posted on 2/19/16 at 1:37 pm to genro
Like a Neanderthal. Only thing I refuse to do or see is pooping. That is a private moment of bliss I'm not yet willing to share. Everything else is fair game
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:01 pm to genro
Comfort level entirely depends on length of marriage. We both poop in front of the other, but I usually get uncomfortable when she tries to talk to me for 10 minutes while I'm in the bathroom. Basically using the bathroom as a trap since I can't walk away until I'm done.
This July will be 8 years.
This July will be 8 years.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:20 pm to genro
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You clearly don't have a wife if you think marriage and masturbation are mutually exclusive
What? You don't have to masturbate if you have a wife. If I had a wife, I would be having sex like all day every day.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:22 pm to genro
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You clearly don't have a wife if you think marriage and masturbation are mutually exclusive
"What are you doing in there? You've been in there for a while now"
"Oh nothing, just trying to finish this shite.. be right out"
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:23 pm to genro
Sure. Sometimes I pick her nose for her in front of her.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:45 pm to DanMullins4Life
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What? You don't have to masturbate if you have a wife. If I had a wife, I would be having sex like all day every day.
My wife and I have had sex once in the past 10 months. Seriously, once.
Edit: Pregnancy and baby have killed da sex life.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 2:47 pm
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