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re: Why are LSU's WR's leaving?
Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:28 am to admiralduckwad
Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:28 am to admiralduckwad
LSU is reportedly going to run four full backs and/or tight ends this year to block for the toss dive so doesn't need WRs
Also, the WRs are all so frustrated that they can't seem to catch a ball consistently even if...
- if a play is called that requires a ball to be thrown through the air forward of the line of scrimmage;
- and if the QB isn't sacked, harassed, chased out of bounds, or isn't forced to throw the ball away;
- and if the ball is thrown in the WRs general direction;
- and if the ball happens to be thrown within 5-10 yards of the WRs, up-down-left-right-long-short;
- and if the ball is thrown at a speed that makes it even catchable;
- and if the ball is not intercepted, batted down, etc.;
- and if the WRs even manage to run a proper route and get open...
If everything happens the right way the WRs often drop the ball because they are so surprised. So that is one reason they are transferring.
Also, the WRs are all so frustrated that they can't seem to catch a ball consistently even if...
- if a play is called that requires a ball to be thrown through the air forward of the line of scrimmage;
- and if the QB isn't sacked, harassed, chased out of bounds, or isn't forced to throw the ball away;
- and if the ball is thrown in the WRs general direction;
- and if the ball happens to be thrown within 5-10 yards of the WRs, up-down-left-right-long-short;
- and if the ball is thrown at a speed that makes it even catchable;
- and if the ball is not intercepted, batted down, etc.;
- and if the WRs even manage to run a proper route and get open...
If everything happens the right way the WRs often drop the ball because they are so surprised. So that is one reason they are transferring.
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Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:46 am to Jacknola
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LSU is reportedly going to run four full backs and/or tight ends this year to block for the toss dive so doesn't need WRs Also, the WRs are all so frustrated that they can't seem to catch a ball consistently even if... - if a play is called that requires a ball to be thrown through the air forward of the line of scrimmage; - and if the QB isn't sacked, harassed, chased out of bounds, or isn't forced to throw the ball away; - and if the ball is thrown in the WRs general direction; - and if the ball happens to be thrown within 5-10 yards of the WRs, up-down-left-right-long-short; - and if the ball is thrown at a speed that makes it even catchable; - and if the ball is not intercepted, batted down, etc.; - and if the WRs even manage to run a proper route and get open... If everything happens the right way the WRs often drop the ball because they are so surprised. So that is one reason they are transferring.
That's a whole lot of effort for a shitty attempt at humor. Maybe another paragraph or two and you would've gotten at least one upvote
Posted on 2/17/16 at 12:38 pm to Jacknola
The trouble is... everything I wrote is true. LSU doesn't or can't throw the ball, receivers don't/can't run a good route, when ball is thrown it is either way off target or dropped. Ball is not thrown accurately enough to keep WRs on team. Truth.
LOL at rustled Louisiana State University and Agricultural and Mechanical College (lets just call them LA&M for short) fans. Drop, sack, hurry, whiff, bad throw, bad route, slow = transfer.
The truth shall set you free.
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