re: This thread is about what you and your family are having for Christmas lunch/din

good. I'm glad you and your superiors have decided to crack down on thread titles during the busiest part of our year. Lord knows, without some thread-title monitoring, the important topics like what do the black bones stand for and the 2000th thread on who Kirby will hire might be overlooked.

Also, I want to commend you for taking your job of internet message-board moderator so seriously. Unlike DGD, you actually care about your duties. Hopefully, this diligence and obedience to your superiors will result in an promotion. I bet the SECR mods make a killing. Good luck man!