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Story of the week: Bert's going on a diet
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:43 pm
During the SECCG pregame we heard Bert say he was going to eat a salad instead of a hot dog because his wife was watching. Jen made him commit to a an official diet program. To chart his progress, Bert got on the scales and weighed in at 425 pounds. He said Jen made him get rid of all the junk food in the house, but as a consolation she let him keep the sugar bowl for his coffee in the morning.
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:44 pm to Jon Ham
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Bert got on the scales and weighed in at 425 pounds.
Not sure if serious, but if so, not surprising
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:44 pm to Jon Ham
Joking aside how much does he really weigh
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:44 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:45 pm to Jon Ham
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sugar bowl
I'm surprised Arkansas fans know what this is...
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:46 pm to Jon Ham
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425 pounds
Wat
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:46 pm to SlowEasyConfident
I'd bet that he weighs 400+. He's at least 2 or 3 inches taller than me and I weigh 195 and look skinny as a rail so yea
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:48 pm to Jon Ham
Good for him. Hope he slims down.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:48 pm to Jon Ham
His wife must told him lose the weight or no more jumping on her.. 
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:50 pm to Jon Ham
Glad to hear it
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:52 pm to Jon Ham
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Bert got on the scales and weighed in at 425 pounds.
icwydt
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:54 pm to Jon Ham
There's only 16 calories In a teaspoon of sugar. It always cracks me up when people use artificial sweeteners in coffee cause they have zero calories. Of course a ham planet like Bert probably puts a half a cup of sugar in his coffee.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:55 pm to Jon Ham
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425 pounds
This is the 4th post I've read about Bert's new diet and the 25th time I've imagined poor Jen being crushed during sex.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:55 pm to GIbson05
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sugar bowl I'm surprised Arkansas fans know what this is...
it's that bowl we used to have to go to and play bama or some no name team, if we didn't win the SWC and get to go to the cotton
and there's this Arkansas has been to the sugar bowl more times than Auburn
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:56 pm to piggilicious
Apparently you're the only one. 
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:57 pm to Jon Ham
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425 pounds
Very clever work.
Also, good for the Bert going on a diet.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:59 pm to Jon Ham
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:59 pm to Jon Ham
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Bert got on the scales and weighed in at 425 pounds
Down to 425 already? Looks like that diet is working wonders for him.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:02 pm to GIbson05
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I'm surprised Arkansas fans know what this is...
Bama and Arkansas know what it is bc we've both played tOSU there recently. tOSU only walked away with a win one of those times. Any guess which time that was?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:05 pm to tilco
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There's only 16 calories In a teaspoon of sugar. It always cracks me up when people use artificial sweeteners in coffee cause they have zero calories. Of course a ham planet like Bert probably puts a half a cup of sugar in his coffee.
Artificial sweeteners aren't exactly good for you, but people are more concerned about how much sugar is in sugar, not how many calories are in sugar. At least, the people who aren't morons are more concerned about sugar intake than calorie intake.
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