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When Tennessee beats Oklahoma Saturday night

Posted on 9/9/15 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 12:56 pm
The Big Orange dick is going to erupt all over the rant. There will be no mercy. You may run for your life, but you will be found and you will not be spared... unless you repent. The sheer VOLume of the aftermath will be like nothing you've ever witnessed, but is benevolently being foretold by your SECr prophet, Legendary0903.

This is your one chance to beg for forgiveness. Go ahead and get on your e-knees and repent. This is the only way you will be spared. Otherwise, you will be forced to your e-knees and treated like a Vandy coed.

VOLS,bitch

eta: those that bookmark without repenting will receive the worst of it.

Spared list: JGTiger
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 1:03 pm
Posted by Ericvol2096
Charleston, SC
Member since May 2013
2588 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 12:57 pm to
I wish you wouldn't do this...
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5899 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 12:58 pm to
Can't be worse than the last 4 weeks


Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 12:59 pm to
Legendary forgive them, for they know not what they do.
Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3713 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

The Big Orange dick is going to erupt all over the rant


Go on...
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 12:59 pm to
You guys have only been getting leftys... soon you all will see the righty.
Posted by JGTiger
Member since Aug 2007
2967 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:00 pm to
I haven't said shite about Tenn all off season. Hope ya'll pull off the win! Would like to see the East as strong as the West.
Posted by Gladius Veritas
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since May 2012
13189 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:01 pm to
bookmarked
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
16380 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Legendary0903


Oklahoma was 8-5 last season. I understand that Butch has a record of failure against any team with a pulse but winning this game just makes our resume look better when we put our boots on your throat in Athens.
Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2008
37043 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

The Big Orange dick is going to erupt all over the rant. There will be no mercy. You may run for your life, but you will be found and you will not be spared..



Post of the year!



Bookmarked as well

Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Legendary forgive them, for they know not what they do.


Anyone can achieve forgiveness. He or she must repent first.
Posted by Xtreambark17
Member since Jul 2014
81 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:02 pm to
Wow just Wow that's all I can say. May God have mercy on your soul!
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72911 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:03 pm to
Lol.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16295 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Oklahoma


Just another loss in the 10 year TN rebuilding cycle
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:05 pm to
Oh this world is full of evil., ripe for destruction....
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:06 pm to
They should also say 7 maxims, 2 Hail Fulmers, and end with the sign of the VOLS.


I would love to know how many bookmarks this thread gets.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Can't be worse than the last 4 weeks






Oh trust me, it most certainly can.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

The Big Orange dick is going to erupt all over the rant.

I bet it tastes like Orange Julius.
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 1:16 pm to
Many casteth aside the holy Team of God for the evil teams of man. Oh poor man, whose hearts Satan hath deceived! We come before you asking that thou crieth repentance this day that thy souls may be saved before the great and dreadful day of God and his team, which day shortly cometh. Amen.
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 1:17 pm
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