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How does Josh Dobbs deal with sweat
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:29 pm
I don't really understand.
The surface area of his forehead is much greater than the average person, so he has to deal with more sweat than normal. How does he deal with it without eyebrows?
Can any Vol fans shed some light?
The surface area of his forehead is much greater than the average person, so he has to deal with more sweat than normal. How does he deal with it without eyebrows?
Can any Vol fans shed some light?
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Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:31 pm to joshnorris14
Because he's an alien? 
This post was edited on 8/17/15 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:33 pm to ForeverGator
people that play college football and major in aerospace engineering, are too damn smart to sweat
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:34 pm to joshnorris14
He borrowed two squeeze from a SAMs gas station.
(He's ambprdexreous).
(He's ambprdexreous).
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:34 pm to joshnorris14
He's from a planet with an low humidity and a high sulfur concentration. He doesn't sweat because his species didn't evolve to sweat
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:34 pm to joshnorris14
I'm no expert on this but I imagine it's similar to how certain animals have higher surface areas to volume in order to dissipate more heat.
Could use more research, though.
Could use more research, though.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:35 pm to chizhead
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Dobbs
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alien
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aerospace engineering
It all makes sense!
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:37 pm to joshnorris14
He doesn't sweat anything. He knows he can escape any pressure you bring.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:35 pm to joshnorris14
Josh Dobbs doesn't sweat. He is a humanoid. He will raise his medial ridges to catch moisture from the atmosphere. This enables him to cool down via evaporative cooling.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:47 pm to chizhead
Haha, you're all right dude.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:50 pm to Legendary0903
If he were descended from Mr Peanut,there would be no sweat glands.
But I certainly do not believe he is since Mr Peanut is merely an advertising character created to promote Planter's products...
But I certainly do not believe he is since Mr Peanut is merely an advertising character created to promote Planter's products...
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:50 pm to joshnorris14
quote:by practicing on the banjo.
How does Josh Dobbs deal with sweat
Posted on 8/17/15 at 7:56 pm to TT9
Sumbitch needs to have gutters installed on his forehead
This post was edited on 8/17/15 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 8/17/15 at 8:05 pm to joshnorris14
Posted on 8/17/15 at 8:06 pm to bofadeez_dawg
Posted on 8/17/15 at 9:04 pm to joshnorris14
The problem with sweat is that when it hits your eyelashes it slows down, forming larger sweat droplets. These large droplets then fall into the eyes interfering with vision.
This is why his species evolved a total lack of eyebrows as an attempt to deal with the increased sweat from their sloth like foreheads.
This is why his species evolved a total lack of eyebrows as an attempt to deal with the increased sweat from their sloth like foreheads.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:21 am to Rougarou13
Here's a pretty funny pic from Josh Dobbs' eyebrows Twitter
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