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We Need to Submit a Burnt Sacifice to Football Jesus
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:48 pm
Hey Lanier, can you pull Pat Dye's pants out of the Lake so we can burn them at the alter of Pre-Season rankings to ensure Auburn's season & Duke Williams don't go completely off the rail?
Also, willing to offer up auburnphan to appease the Gods
Who's with me Grab your torches boys and let's get to burning and sacrificin
Also, willing to offer up auburnphan to appease the Gods
Who's with me Grab your torches boys and let's get to burning and sacrificin
Posted on 8/15/15 at 10:08 pm to undecided
Because it would be a burnt offering (concerning Dye's britches) they would have to dry out 3 days...as you can't burnt offer pants that maintain a .16 alcohol content.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 10:43 pm to undecided
Not sure, but I think we may have sacrificed WARTIGER2004. He hasn't posted since that thread he made on tRant got whacked.
The same day I get back and you guys have to deal with me again, WARTIGER2004 potentially gets banned. I think that's a good illustration of how unfair the world is.
WARTIGER2004, if you're reading this either let me know you're safe or create a Twitter and follow me @BowlJackson to let me know you're banned. Or you could email me at bowljacksontd@gmail.com but I don't check it too often.
The same day I get back and you guys have to deal with me again, WARTIGER2004 potentially gets banned. I think that's a good illustration of how unfair the world is.
WARTIGER2004, if you're reading this either let me know you're safe or create a Twitter and follow me @BowlJackson to let me know you're banned. Or you could email me at bowljacksontd@gmail.com but I don't check it too often.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 11:34 pm to BowlJackson
Whistling straights and Auburn, 2004, 2010, 2015....@. So far 27-0
Posted on 8/16/15 at 12:41 am to undecided
I'd quit SECr and TD today and never look back if that meant we win 10 games this year.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:13 am to BowlJackson
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we may have sacrificed WARTIGER2004
He gone
Emailed me last night.
God damnit. I leave you guys for one damn day to do a little pre vacation shopping and you guys just run a muck. wareagle2004 gets kilt. Duke gets a broken ankle and beatbammer is running around calling people old.
Just damn...
This post was edited on 8/16/15 at 6:14 am
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:20 am to Rig
Then you'd be making a terrible deal. There is absolutely no reason this team shouldn't win 10 games regular season.
I don't see a game on our schedule that I'm not confident Auburn will be the better team. I see one team that would cause me even the slightest worry if they were the opener.
Never have I been more impressed or confident in an AU roster from top to bottom.
This team IS as good as the preseason hype. Auburn IS as good as you don't want to admit to yourself, because I know we all see it but some are scared to get disappointed if they get too excited.
Please spare me your pessimistic negatiger BS lines about AU not living up to expectations or whatever else. 10 wins should be your worst case, rock bottom scenario. Anything less, especially with a bowl, would be a monumental failure and dwarf the disappointment of last year. Less than 10 wins with this team and the seats on the Gus Bus should start getting warm.
As long as this team stays focused and doesn't hand over anything, Auburn will be 12-0 because there isn't a team lined up we shouldn't beat.
I don't see a game on our schedule that I'm not confident Auburn will be the better team. I see one team that would cause me even the slightest worry if they were the opener.
Never have I been more impressed or confident in an AU roster from top to bottom.
This team IS as good as the preseason hype. Auburn IS as good as you don't want to admit to yourself, because I know we all see it but some are scared to get disappointed if they get too excited.
Please spare me your pessimistic negatiger BS lines about AU not living up to expectations or whatever else. 10 wins should be your worst case, rock bottom scenario. Anything less, especially with a bowl, would be a monumental failure and dwarf the disappointment of last year. Less than 10 wins with this team and the seats on the Gus Bus should start getting warm.
As long as this team stays focused and doesn't hand over anything, Auburn will be 12-0 because there isn't a team lined up we shouldn't beat.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:26 am to BowlJackson
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Anything less, especially with a bowl, would be a monumental failure and dwarf the disappointment of last year. Less than 10 wins with this team and the seats on the Gus Bus should start getting warm.
You had me cheering until this.
No warm seat for Gus. We need some coaching stability. Gus is sitting on ice right now
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:29 am to LanierSpots
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He gone
Emailed me last night.
Tell him to wait a couple weeks, then hit the the reply button and it'll give him an option to request reinstatement. He'll have 200 characters to state his case. Tell him to apologize for starting a crappy thread, say he's learned his lesson, and the timeout made him realize how his actions can affect TD's business. That's what I did and I was back 1 business day after my first request.
What he did was minor, so a proper apology should have him back in time for the opener.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:30 am to BowlJackson
He said he made a thread on the rant. What was it?
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:32 am to LanierSpots
Honestly I agree. I think Gus is a tier 1 coach, that's another reason for my confidence. I want him for a long long time. I just thought that would drive home how big of a let down less than 10 wins should be viewed.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 6:38 am to LanierSpots
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He said he made a thread on the rant. What was it?
He made a response thread. An Arkansas poster made a comment in another thread about AU fans being obsessed with Arky and starting threads about Bert being fat and something about small dicks. So he made a thread titled "Arksulli has a small penis" and the OP just said something like he was asking for it so here it is.
Dumb thread that should have been whacked but kind of minor. Wartiger seems like a good poster so that shouldn't deserve more than a PM warning IMO. I think they're just cracking down here lately.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:18 am to allin2010
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Whistling straights and Auburn, 2004, 2010, 2015....@. So far 27-0
Auburn was 8-5 in 03, went undefeated the next year.
Auburn was 8-5 in 09, went undefeated the next year.
Please ignore 2011, went 8-5 then 3-9... but that 3-9 was necessary to get Gus and a near bcs title, which then gave us Guschamp. So it worked out. Slowly.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 8:55 am to BowlJackson
Ok.. note to self. No observing that Arky posters have small wangs.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 2:54 pm to undecided
Auzach just got banned cause he said arky RB injury was because they play such hard nosed football.
Maybe such a quality poster like him will appease the gods.
On a side note. I'm back
Maybe such a quality poster like him will appease the gods.
On a side note. I'm back
This post was edited on 8/16/15 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 8/16/15 at 3:08 pm to toomersdrugs
I get that that may be in poor taste, but how in the world is that enough to get banned?
Posted on 8/16/15 at 3:11 pm to AUatWashandLee
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I get that that may be in poor taste, but how in the world is that enough to get banned?
It was a crappy post by him but normally there is much worse. Maybe they are finally cracking down on shitty posting on the rant. We will see how fair they are about it
If so, I applaud them. Clean that shite hole up.
Sorr auzach91
But, if what auzach said was ban worthy, they should have banned Stonehog for saying everyone was happy he got hurt but acting sympathetic. That little douche should be banned for breathing
This post was edited on 8/16/15 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 8/16/15 at 3:14 pm to toomersdrugs
Arky fans said similar whenever an Auburn player got injured. Sao should be banned himself for his own post in that thread.
Posted on 8/16/15 at 3:14 pm to LanierSpots
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But, if what auzach said was ban worthy, they should have banned Stonehog for saying everyone was happy he got hurt but acting sympathetic. That little douche should be banned for breathing
agreed
Posted on 8/16/15 at 3:19 pm to AUatWashandLee
Yeah fricking stupid. Oh well.
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