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Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:25 pm to cardboardboxer
put super glue in all the locks on your house, let it dry. try to use a key to get in. BOOM! the super glue will hamper you from using a key to enter your house.
go to tropical isle on bourbon. put on a sign that says "i like dick", walk to the funky pirate, turn around a few times and keep walking. doing this will NOT hamper you from getting dick.
get on the interstate heading north on i-10. when you get to the high rise, before getting on the drag strip that leads to the twin span, all the coon asses stepping on their brakes because they can't see the other side will hamper you from maintaining speed.
you can get all the hamper you want my friend. here's to hamper everywhere (and hampers too).
go to tropical isle on bourbon. put on a sign that says "i like dick", walk to the funky pirate, turn around a few times and keep walking. doing this will NOT hamper you from getting dick.
get on the interstate heading north on i-10. when you get to the high rise, before getting on the drag strip that leads to the twin span, all the coon asses stepping on their brakes because they can't see the other side will hamper you from maintaining speed.
you can get all the hamper you want my friend. here's to hamper everywhere (and hampers too).
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