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re: (offseason thread) Which two SECRant posters would you like to see fight IRL?

Posted on 7/19/15 at 8:16 am to
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 8:16 am to
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Alert Mi


Bear Bryant was a drunken, racist degenerate and a product of inbreeding.

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61933 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 8:42 am to
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There are no points to prove on the internet just a never ending merry go round of dumbassery.


thank you very much for my new siq quote. Nicely done...



Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 8:48 am to
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I have seen a pic (legit, no BS) of DCRaiseherback. She is a smoking hot, blue-eyed, half azn ninja. And unless semo takes off one of her high heels and stabs her in the eye, I do believe the fight is DC's for the taking. DC is, well...wiry.


Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123725 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:48 am to
I will beat your dick off
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55486 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:49 am to
I'm not that way bro,



But I'm still buying the beer one day
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36661 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:56 am to
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You have a dildo don't you?


That's a good idea. I'll beat the shite out of them with a dildo.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36661 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:56 am to
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hg


I'll fight you too, bitch.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36661 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:57 am to
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You couldn't beat me up if I was asleep and you had a baseball bat


That's because I would have already beat you to sleep with the baseball fat.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42354 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 11:04 am to
Why would anyone want to make fun of a kid who died of cancer?

Can you explain that Killz, because you've done it.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123725 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 11:17 am to
I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the frick out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fricking heart attack.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:50 pm to
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I'll beat the shite out of them with a dildo.


And that was seen as a pleasant way to go.

Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 12:18 am to
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I told you to be nice. I see you don't listen well. This will not go well for you.


I defy you to quote one instance in which I was rude to anyone in this thread.

I simply castigated some dimwit , I don't remember her name now, who was belittling other women to make herself feel better.

Next thing I know, this dolt was kook dancing and furiously typing volumes of screed at maniacal speed. All the while, she was continually spitting out vague threats about her troops coming.

She seemed crazy and probably won't be back. Her troops, of which I assume you are one since you are issuing threats, seem even more limited than she did.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 12:21 am
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 12:45 am to
Wat
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 12:49 am to
You use bigger words than your typical Bama poster.

Not sure if I should be impressed or suspicious.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 12:53 am to
GTFO and carry your sorry arse back to Tidefans, you worthless pile of shite.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:05 am to
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GTFO and carry your sorry arse back to Tidefans, you worthless pile of shite.


If you think I am a TideFans poster, you haven't ever visited TideFans.

Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:09 am to
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You use bigger words than your typical Bama poster.

Not sure if I should be impressed or suspicious.


And you seem just about the right amount of smugly arrogant, who knows why, for the typical Aggie.

I'm neither impressed or suspicious.
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:13 am to
Probably because I'm an inherently better human being than you, simply because I'm a Texan.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 1:14 am
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:18 am to
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Probably because I'm an inherently better human being than you, simply because I'm a Texan.


Do you ever imagine that normal people get tired of the regional jingoism that every single Texan belches out at every opportunity?

Can't you see how simple it seems? I mean, once in a while, sure. That's okay. But Texans, man, that is all you fricking hear from those twats. It's like they are constantly stroking their dicks while jizzing in a Texas cake.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 3:25 am to
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I defy you to quote one instance in which I was rude to anyone in this thread.


You were beyond rude, Mi. This is tRant. We come here to have a little fun, interact with other SEC fans, to decompress. There was no need in resorting to personal attacks as you have, yet again, in this post.

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I simply castigated some dimwit , I don't remember her name now, who was belittling other women to make herself feel better.


Please do not presume to have castigated me. Furthermore, I am hardly a dimwit. I graduated from The University of South Carolina's Nursing school with a 4.0. Additionally, I returned to school to further my education and again graduated with a 4.0 even after suffering the death of my 7 month old son 2 months into my first semester back.

I explained to you, in numerous replies, that my replies to the post you are alluding to were never meant in a derogatory manner yet you insisted, and still insist, on trying to bend reality and distort facts to suit whatever objective you were trying to achieve. I have no need to belittle other women in order to make myself feel better. I know who I am and I also know that I do not need to resort to anything to bolster my confidence. You have absolutely no idea of what I have gone through in life because, if you did, you would realize just how inapplicable that statement is to me.

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Next thing I know, this dolt was kook dancing and furiously typing volumes of screed at maniacal speed. All the while, she was continually spitting out vague threats about her troops coming.


Again with the rudeness, Mi. Calling someone a "dolt" is generally seen as rude. I was hardly "kook dancing" or "furiously typing volumes of screed at maniacal speed". I was replying to your responses to my posts and I won't apologize for being able to type as fast as I do. Allow me to point out, as well, that it was you who engaged me and not the other way around. I was simply responding to another poster, in good fun, which had nothing to do with you. This thread was meant to be comical until you decided to take it in another direction..as I pointed out before, if you resort to personal attacks (as you did), I will defend myself.

As for making "vague threats about...troops coming", it was also meant in a humorous manner. Why you insist on making this personal and on such a serious level is beyond me.

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She seemed crazy and probably won't be back. Her troops, of which I assume you are one since you are issuing threats, seem even more limited than she did.


And here we go again with the rudeness. Calling me crazy and intimating that I am unintelligent (you indicated that I was limited and that my friends were even more limited than me) is rude, Mi. Again, uncalled for in a thread that was meant to be humorous by the OP. I won't even go into how I feel about the accusation that I'm "crazy" bc it's simply not worth it to do so with someone who knows absolutely nothing about me.

And lastly, your thinking that I "probably won't be back" just proves that you really do not know anything about me.

Feel free to attack me yet again bc it only speaks to your character. I will not reply to you again. Have a good day, Mi.
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