Alert Mi
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Trussville |
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| Occupation: | Interface Designer |
| Number of Posts: | 680 |
| Registered on: | 11/19/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Auburn is practicing at Hoover High School...
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 11:57 am
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Why don't you drive into a telephone pole?
We don't have any in Alabama. Why don't you tell us who the frick LSU in playing in their bowl game. For that matter, what bowl are they going to?
Seriously, a lot of football fans don't keep up with the lower echelons of teams in their shitty games.
It would be nice to know who they are playing though.
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re: Auburn is practicing at Hoover High School...
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 11:50 am
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BamaScoopAuburn is practicing at Hoover High School... by BamaScoop...
for their bowl game. What a fricking joke they have become. Gus has returned home to Hogh School football. LOL!
Props to them. I hope they win.
Losers do seem to develop affinities for one another. They bond over their mutual helplessness.
Go fire Les Miles or something and get ready for next season. Who does LSU play in a bowl game this season? No one really knows, so why don't you fill us in about your team.
re: Auburn is practicing at Hoover High School...
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 11:38 am
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Auburn fans and the Auburn administration complained for years and years to get out of B'ham and Legion Field. Then they celebrated like frick once they finally got the Iron Bowl out of B'ham.
I think it's funny that their bowl game brings them back to the Old Grey Lady.... and I mean old and falling apart.
If they start waving their snot rags all through the game, the motion from that is actually capable of making Legion Field stadium collapse.
re: Auburn is practicing at Hoover High School...
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 11:32 am
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what part of rural Alabama do the refined Alabama fan base come from? and fwiw, y'all have almost the same percentage of out of state students
The auNeck fanbase is predominately rural. They live either in or very near cow pastures.
The biggest and most hardcore event, for the young auNecks, is a cow mating phenomenon in Lee County. They deceptively label it a rodeo to trick people into coming to the show.
Once on scene at the "rodeo", they actually sexually molest cows in ancient auNeck rituals that only they are intimately familiar with.
What they do isn't funny, cute, cool, or country smart.
Here:
University of Opelika Cow Parties
is a link to where the guidelines of the cow sex parties are outlined. At least they recommend condoms to be used; that is good I guess.
re: Auburn is practicing at Hoover High School...
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 11:18 am
Everyone look at the spectacle. auNecks insult very easily and deeply, like ignorant backwoods hicks who have very little emotional range.
re: Auburn is practicing at Hoover High School...
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 11:08 am
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Maybe you should go back to High School and learn to spell. Auburn is in Bham practicing because there are events that go with the bowl game. Visiting the Children's Hospital and the Civil Right Museum are two of those.
Always, always, leave it to a podunk auNeck to grammar-lame in ongoing and never-ending ploys to prove to all who care to listen that they are really intelligent down 'dere in Opelika.
Pitiful bastards.
re: Auburn is practicing at Hoover High School...
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 11:05 am
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Both Auburn and Oregon used high school fields to practice during the 2010 Championship. I had two nephews who went to Pinnacle High School (Phoenix) where Oregon was practicing that year. I don't see the issue.
Jesus, you auNecks are one and all pedantic twats who can't seem to grasp humor and sarcasm.
Scoop was ridiculing the pathetic state of auNeckery football and their pitiful descent into nothingness.
There they are with a high school coach, running high school schemes, while practicing at a high school stadium with what are basically high school level players.
You can't see the funny in that, Mr. auNeck? Grow up and learn to laugh at the silly and ridiculous team you support.
re: Former Bama players lead the NFL in tackles
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/28/15 at 10:54 am
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I would rather have CtrlAtlDel fricker here
No....No you would not.....
I have suffered through enough Altie posts on other Bama boards.
Whoa now, I know Altie and he is a genuine, sincere, honest, and caring person. He guides those around him to safety in times of trouble and also has a 10.2 inch penis.
He rarely likes to mention this because gay men, like you and auNeck91, start clamoring for his attention and he doesn't do dudes.
re: Thank you SEC fans for supporting your Conference Champions!
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/27/15 at 5:19 pm
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frick you. I hope state crushes your arse.
I do, really.
This I respect and it is this type of dumb, ignorant, belligerent attitude, among fans of all socio-economic backgrounds, that makes college football the spectacle that it is.
Fanatics are great fun. I wouldn't be supporting LSU either. You know, in imagination-land, where LSU may one day be successful again.
I never support any other SEC teams, really. The hate and vileness that spewed out of all SEC fans, when Alabama was on probation, made me realize that Alabama fans are really alone.
We have hardened the hearts of all those around us, all those who had to play Alabama season after season, year after year have a pure and perfect hatred of Alabama and its fans.
That's okay. Many Alabama fans feel that same way about all of you now; no more civility and weak politeness.
re: The Bama butt hurt is palpable today
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/27/15 at 5:10 pm
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Because you've seen a couple of videos of Nameth? Wasn't it pretty well known that Joe had a fricking hose?
He was a good, mobile QB before the hose.
re: The Bama butt hurt is palpable today
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/27/15 at 4:55 pm
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You misspelled Joe Namath, Kenny Stabler or Bart Starr
I've seen video of Namath, and McCarron reminds me of him to a great degree.
A decent amount of mobility coupled with a gunslinger mentality and a serviceable arm.
I would definitely say that McCarron is every bit as good as Namath was at this point in his career. Purely from a physical standpoint, they are almost identical.
re: Cop Murders Dude for no reason *GRAPHIC NSFW*
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 11:02 pm
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Cop says dude had a knife and cop was in fear for his life.
Fast forward to 3:45 mark
Is it funny in any way? If not, I don't think I'll watch. But, if there is something funny in it, I'm there.
re: Gadsden, AL has the lowest life expectancy of any US city.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 10:42 pm
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Who is trying to be a bad arse?
before you refute that you are indeed using an ethnic/racial slur,
Coonass
Don't you know to always warn when it's Wikipedia? What next, bombing the board with Bleacher Report, in depth, slideshows? Wikipedia isn't a reliable source and the author is either a SJW collegian or a radical of some sort, an outside agitator.
It's not racial; it could be cultural if used by a non-coonie. Although, very rarely is it seen this way, usually only by a bitter and damaged individual.
But it isn't a black thing where only blacks understand.
re: Gadsden, AL has the lowest life expectancy of any US city.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 9:37 pm
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That racial slur is hilarious.
:-) Lame reply. Being labeled a coonie has nothing to do with racial components.
Try harder. You don't impress me as the resident bad-arse of the board. Do you know anything about Louisiana?
re: Gadsden, AL has the lowest life expectancy of any US city.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 9:28 pm
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Coonie? Lulz
You are an LSU fan and have never heard the term coonie or know its meaning?
re: Gadsden, AL has the lowest life expectancy of any US city.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 8:41 pm
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lol what a bunch of sensitive vaginas Gumps are. Lawd.
Not all of us, coonie. You think you are something here, don't you, the way you chastise everyone for not being as good as you.
Your sanctimonious replies are a great majority of your total reply count. You live to mince your lips and stamp your feet at fellow posters, especially dumb Gump Gumps.
re: Gadsden, AL has the lowest life expectancy of any US city.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 8:21 pm
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The old man in the houndstooth hat is saying "run the baww"
He knows his football and was probably an ex-coach or something like that. You can tell he knows his shite.
re: Gadsden, AL has the lowest life expectancy of any US city.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 8:20 pm
What was it, 72 years for Gadsden? I don't care if they are the lowest, that is still pretty damn good. As late as the 1950's, life expectancy was only 25-30 years old, if lucky.
re: Gadsden, AL has the lowest life expectancy of any US city.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/24/15 at 8:17 pm
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Gadsden
Why do you have a hard on for Orlando McCain?
re: Roll Tide! Analysis of all SEC teams.
Posted by Alert Mi on 12/20/15 at 12:00 pm
Deep down inside your hillbilly subculture that exists up in dem mountains, Kiffin is still admired.
He is missed by some of you because you know a good coach when you see one. It's love, yes, love. It's the same kind of love that LSU fans have for Nick Saban, only on a smaller scale.
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