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Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:52 am to scrooster
Getting the Arthur Ashe award for his "courage" at the Espys.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:59 pm to scrooster
I'm still shocked that this has traction.
I think the response to this kind of celebrity culture is more embarrassing than him coming out as a woman.
I think the response to this kind of celebrity culture is more embarrassing than him coming out as a woman.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 8:28 pm to scrooster
Posted on 6/4/15 at 12:42 pm to scrooster
When I first saw this I thought it was a bad Carly Rae Jepsen song.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 12:57 pm to scrooster
Call me crazy, but I don't think thats Bruce Jenner.
Hear me out on this. These days it is practically impossible to fake your own death. If you were in Bruce's shoes and wanted to get away from the succubi that are the kardashians, faking your death is improbable. But what if you concoct this whole media frenzie about a sex change, let the tabloids eat it up for a couple months, and get seen in public with long hair and nail polish on. It would then be possible to find some old washed up wannabe actress who failed at life to step into your shoes as the new "you" after "surgery"
With that person taking over your old/new life and the media frenzy to follow, you could slip quietly down to some Caribbean or central American country and live life out of the microscope. People will always say "hey you look like Bruce Jenner used to look" ya'll could laugh it off and no one would ever know.
Genius.
Hear me out on this. These days it is practically impossible to fake your own death. If you were in Bruce's shoes and wanted to get away from the succubi that are the kardashians, faking your death is improbable. But what if you concoct this whole media frenzie about a sex change, let the tabloids eat it up for a couple months, and get seen in public with long hair and nail polish on. It would then be possible to find some old washed up wannabe actress who failed at life to step into your shoes as the new "you" after "surgery"
With that person taking over your old/new life and the media frenzy to follow, you could slip quietly down to some Caribbean or central American country and live life out of the microscope. People will always say "hey you look like Bruce Jenner used to look" ya'll could laugh it off and no one would ever know.
Genius.
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