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re: Kristen Saban gets married in Bryant Denny... fireworks included
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:25 am to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:25 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:26 am to LC412000
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Hmmmm, you know, actually she is not really
You really are dumb.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:36 am to Bama54
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She is an 8 or 10 at the most. About the size of Marilyn Monroe
Only at her heaviest. For most of her career, she was much slimmer.
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I am glad not all men are enamored by flat chested collaarbone and hipbone protruding anorexic sexless bodies.
Yes, because there's nothing in between obese and anorexic.
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:41 am to Bama54
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She is an 8 or 10 at the most.
The bitch has flabby arms, she fat.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:43 am to Mo Jeaux
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Yes, because there's nothing in between obese and anorexic.
i shouldn't halfway read a thread but i thought that was the point the other person was trying to make.
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:46 am to Pavoloco83
Idiot, the actual wedding was done at the catholic church and the reception at Bryant Denny. If you have ever been to Bryant Denny you will know that it is a great place to have a reception. This is what she wanted. Coach could have afforded any where she wanted, but this is where she and her new husband wanted to have the reception.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:47 am to bama my heart
Still doesn't make her less trashy.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:47 am to bama my heart
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this is where she and her new husband wanted to have the reception.
Trashy
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:52 am to joeyb147
Thread started, unsurprisingly, by someone other than an Alabama fan.
The wedding was not on the field. There are great facilities for events, banquets, etc. inside of Bryant-Denny.
Driving across the field wouldn't be my personal choice of how to leave my wedding, but it was obviously her's.
It really just further shows that Saban has gone full gump and is more committed to Bama than he has been any other place ever.
The wedding was not on the field. There are great facilities for events, banquets, etc. inside of Bryant-Denny.
Driving across the field wouldn't be my personal choice of how to leave my wedding, but it was obviously her's.
It really just further shows that Saban has gone full gump and is more committed to Bama than he has been any other place ever.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:54 am to bamasgot13
I guess he figures he can't beat the gumps so he might as well join them.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:55 am to bamasgot13
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t really just further shows that Saban has gone full gump and is more committed to Bama than he has been any other place ever.
This sums it all up and is what gets to the Aubs and coonasses the most.
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:56 am to bamasgot13
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It really just further shows that Saban has gone full gump and is more committed to Bama than he has been any other place ever.
That is what I was thinking.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:57 am to bama my heart
Doesn't make it any less trashy
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:58 am to Bama54
Marilyn wasn't overweight. But fashion models are ultra skinny now. Camera lenses change how we perceive someone. Long lenses flatten subjects making them look bigger aka "the camera adds 15 lbs". Wide angle lenses accentuate objects closer. This can lead to distortion. Don't believe everything you see:
Wide-angle lens, close to subject. Camera is closer to her hips which make them look bigger relative to the rest of her.
SAME PHOTO SHOOT:
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Wide-angle lens, close to subject. Camera is closer to her hips which make them look bigger relative to the rest of her.
SAME PHOTO SHOOT:
![](https://pcmlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/marilyn-3.jpg)
Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:00 am to tigerfan in bamaland
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tigerfan in bamaland
Its pretty sad that you took the time to actually photo shop that
Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:01 am to dbeck
quote:She was also pregnant during this photo shoot...
Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:04 am to joeyb147
Yep, I miss the "good ole days" when women could be "big" like Marilyn
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:08 am to 14&Counting
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Its pretty sad that you took the time to actually photo shop that
Im flattered that you think I know how to photoshop. Given the URL and all:
The Onion
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