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re: Kristen Saban gets married in Bryant Denny... fireworks included

Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:25 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted by Bama54
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:26 am to
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Hmmmm, you know, actually she is not really


You really are dumb.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:36 am to
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She is an 8 or 10 at the most. About the size of Marilyn Monroe


Only at her heaviest. For most of her career, she was much slimmer.

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I am glad not all men are enamored by flat chested collaarbone and hipbone protruding anorexic sexless bodies.


Yes, because there's nothing in between obese and anorexic.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:41 am to
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She is an 8 or 10 at the most.



The bitch has flabby arms, she fat.
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:43 am to
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Yes, because there's nothing in between obese and anorexic.


i shouldn't halfway read a thread but i thought that was the point the other person was trying to make.
Posted by bama my heart
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:46 am to
Idiot, the actual wedding was done at the catholic church and the reception at Bryant Denny. If you have ever been to Bryant Denny you will know that it is a great place to have a reception. This is what she wanted. Coach could have afforded any where she wanted, but this is where she and her new husband wanted to have the reception.
Posted by c on z
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:47 am to
Still doesn't make her less trashy.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:47 am to
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this is where she and her new husband wanted to have the reception.



Trashy
Posted by bamasgot13
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:52 am to
Thread started, unsurprisingly, by someone other than an Alabama fan.

The wedding was not on the field. There are great facilities for events, banquets, etc. inside of Bryant-Denny.

Driving across the field wouldn't be my personal choice of how to leave my wedding, but it was obviously her's.

It really just further shows that Saban has gone full gump and is more committed to Bama than he has been any other place ever.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:53 am to
Posted by GaTiger77
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:54 am to
I guess he figures he can't beat the gumps so he might as well join them.
Posted by Bama54
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:55 am to
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t really just further shows that Saban has gone full gump and is more committed to Bama than he has been any other place ever.


This sums it all up and is what gets to the Aubs and coonasses the most.
Posted by 14&Counting
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:56 am to
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It really just further shows that Saban has gone full gump and is more committed to Bama than he has been any other place ever.


That is what I was thinking.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:56 am to
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coonasses


lulz, fail.
Posted by wartiger2004
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:57 am to
Doesn't make it any less trashy
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:58 am to
Marilyn wasn't overweight. But fashion models are ultra skinny now. Camera lenses change how we perceive someone. Long lenses flatten subjects making them look bigger aka "the camera adds 15 lbs". Wide angle lenses accentuate objects closer. This can lead to distortion. Don't believe everything you see:



Wide-angle lens, close to subject. Camera is closer to her hips which make them look bigger relative to the rest of her.

SAME PHOTO SHOOT:

Posted by 14&Counting
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:00 am to
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tigerfan in bamaland


Its pretty sad that you took the time to actually photo shop that
Posted by joeyb147
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:01 am to
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She was also pregnant during this photo shoot...
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:04 am to
Yep, I miss the "good ole days" when women could be "big" like Marilyn

Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:08 am to
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Its pretty sad that you took the time to actually photo shop that


Im flattered that you think I know how to photoshop. Given the URL and all:
The Onion
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