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re: "saving seats" at a graduation ceremony

Posted on 5/28/15 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 12:58 pm to
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move that crap.



I have before at a condo building and the towel I happened to move was apparently the towel of the condo owner's board president. I only moved it because I was reading the paper while the wife and kids were finishing getting ready to go eat lunch. I was in the chair, not even in a bathing suit, maybe 15 minutes and when she came down there you'd have thought I tried to rape her with the way she reacted. She kept condescendingly asking me which unit I was renting and didn't like when I told her none of her business.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:02 pm to
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She kept condescendingly asking me which unit I was renting


Probably wanted a booty call

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I told her none of her business.


Correct move as after she initiated the booty call she would have blamed it all on you.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 2:20 pm to
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I have before at a condo building and the towel I happened to move was apparently the towel of the condo owner's board president. I only moved it because I was reading the paper while the wife and kids were finishing getting ready to go eat lunch. I was in the chair, not even in a bathing suit, maybe 15 minutes and when she came down there you'd have thought I tried to rape her with the way she reacted. She kept condescendingly asking me which unit I was renting and didn't like when I told her none of her business.


Holy shite that bitch can go frick herself.
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