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Posted on 5/12/15 at 11:39 am to NCrawler
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Happy wife = Happy life
Too many people think this means "give her her way all the time". That's a recipe for disaster, because she is going to be wrong about a lot of stuff. Women don't want a husband who is just a push over; if she doesn't respect you, she won't be happy with you.
She should know there are some things that you will put your foot down on and will not give in.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 11:51 am to Stonehog
If you ever start getting a feeling of resentment towards your SO then there is a major issue, that left unchecked, will destroy your relationship.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 11:55 am to Stonehog
Sorry your marriage isn't recognized in most states.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:01 pm to cokebottleag
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She should know there are some things that you will put your foot down on and will not give in.
Exactly this. Mrs. Tantal gets her way about 90% of the time, but it's mostly on petty, inconsequential shite where I really DGAF either way so it's not worth arguing over. Then there are things (usually major financial decisions) where my word is the law and she knows not to question it. It's worked for 16 years without serious incident.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:01 pm to Stonehog
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Just looking for some advice from the wise folks of the OTB who have successful marriages.
keep your dick in your pants at all costs
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:05 pm to Tantal
Same here. I know I'm only gonna win 1 out of 10 arguments. So, you better make sure what your arguing over is worth winning.
My father-in-law gave my wife some sage wisdom the day we got married. I quote, "The key to a happy marriage is to keep his stomach full and balls empty." No truer words have ever been spoken.
My father-in-law gave my wife some sage wisdom the day we got married. I quote, "The key to a happy marriage is to keep his stomach full and balls empty." No truer words have ever been spoken.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:15 pm to Stonehog
1. Be sure to get a good night's sleep the day before the wedding. Don't pass out. The floor is meant for feet, not heads. I've heard.
2. I hope your relationship is strong enough to tolerate each other's differences and interests. Nothing kills a marriage faster than having a clinging partner who demands most of your time.
ETA: Congratulations. May you have a long and happy marriage.
2. I hope your relationship is strong enough to tolerate each other's differences and interests. Nothing kills a marriage faster than having a clinging partner who demands most of your time.
ETA: Congratulations. May you have a long and happy marriage.
This post was edited on 5/12/15 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:21 pm to Rebelgator
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Sorry your marriage isn't recognized in most states.
Actually, I think homo marrige is recognized in the majority of US states now.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:28 pm to Agforlife
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Just remember, "you can be happy or you can be right"
Or as I like to say "you can BE right or you can DO right."
And takin' care of bidness in the bedroom will make her overlook some stupid shite too
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:33 pm to Patton
Man, I never realized how badly I've rustled some of you guys.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:01 pm to Agforlife
Try to put it in her butt BEFORE the big day, cause you aint gettin near her bung hole after.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:09 pm to Stonehog
Who is rustled?
We're just trying to help. I'm not sure which one of you will be the man. We need female posters to help you though, I'd guess.
We're just trying to help. I'm not sure which one of you will be the man. We need female posters to help you though, I'd guess.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:18 pm to Stonehog
You should think long and hard about marrying somebody who's willing to marry you.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:21 pm to Rebelgator
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Who is rustled?
You and some of the other children on the board. You'll grow up someday, don't worry. Everyone develops at different rates.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:22 pm to Stonehog
I can go from soft to fully developed pretty fast FWIW.
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:25 pm to Stonehog
I'm married to the opposite sex as our species should be for the prolonged survival of said species.
Not my fault you hate humanity and want it to cease.
Not my fault you hate humanity and want it to cease.
This post was edited on 5/12/15 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:29 pm to Stonehog
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Just looking for some advice from the wise folks of the OTB who have successful marriages.
Enjoy it... Have a blast before you have kids, because then schedules and life will change dramatically.. My wife and I traveled a ton before we had kids, but I still look back and would have loved to backpack Europe... I'll have to save that dream for retirement..
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:30 pm to Hardy_Har
Wonder if he and sleeping tiger will share an account on here from now on?
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