Collector's Item Get Yours Before They Are Gone

Hi, I'm Dale Denton, President and CEO of Dale Denton's Sporting Memorabilia and Collectables Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a printing error I am now currently overstocked on the t-shirts pictured below, and I am passing the savings on to you! Attract customers to your business, Make a splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Burn a couch, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your memorabilia needs are! So come on down to Dale Denton's Sporting Memorabilia and Collectables Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug.