re: Best encounter you've had with a cop

I got pulled over by College Station once when I was 19 and FUBAR on alcohol. My buddy and I were both toasted and I knew the cop knew it from the start. After giving me back my license and insurance card through the driver's window he asked, "So is there anything in here I should know about?" Off the top of my [drunken] head I quipped, "No, sir. No guns, no drugs, no missing persons." He busted into a laugh that made him spit. I'd probably slurred the line. I don't know. I actually was about 4 minutes from my buddy's apartment and the plan really was to stay there once we got there. I told him this and he let us go.

I used the "No guns, no drugs, no missing persons" thing on 3 other cops over the next 4 years. Only one of them didn't laugh. And he made me open my trunk.